Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours - Page 60

Atrocities · #**591** August 28th, 2002, 01:34 AM

Thanks for the beer

I am now going to retire for the night, day, week. You all have a round on me. The credits good until Clinton finds out his wallets missing.

tesco samoa · #**592** August 28th, 2002, 07:26 PM

Heimlich Demands Maneuver Royalties
CINCINNATI�Lawyers for Dr. Henry Heimlich, inventor of the Heimlich maneuver, warned Monday that the doctor will sue anyone who performs his patented procedure without paying royalties. "The Heimlich maneuver is a registered trademark of my client," attorney Steve Greene said. "We are prepared to protect Mr. Heimlich's proprietary rights, even if it means filing a legal injunction against any non-royalty-paying choking victims."

TerranC · #**593** August 28th, 2002, 07:48 PM

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Originally posted by tesco samoa:
Heimlich Demands Maneuver Royalties
CINCINNATI�Lawyers for Dr. Henry Heimlich, inventor of the Heimlich maneuver, warned Monday that the doctor will sue anyone who performs his patented procedure without paying royalties. "The Heimlich maneuver is a registered trademark of my client," attorney Steve Greene said. "We are prepared to protect Mr. Heimlich's proprietary rights, even if it means filing a legal injunction against any non-royalty-paying choking victims."

Just don't choke.
Or, like what most people are doing nowadays, take the heimlich maneuver, readjust the hand positions *Slightly* and call it whatever maneuver. Since the hand position is different, and the resulting outcome is unknown, and *probably* differ from that of the original they can't sue you.

[ August 28, 2002, 18:49: Message edited by: TerranC ]

Krakenup · #**594** August 28th, 2002, 10:19 PM

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Originally posted by TerranC:
Just don't choke.
Or, like what most people are doing nowadays, take the heimlich maneuver, readjust the hand positions *Slightly* and call it whatever maneuver. Since the hand position is different, and the resulting outcome is unknown, and *probably* differ from that of the original they can't sue you.

Two friends were eating lunch in a restaurant when a young lady at an adjacent table began to choke on some food. One of the men jumped up, grabbed her, turned her upside down, pulled her pants down, and started to lick her butt. She coughed, sputtered, and thrashed around trying to get loose when the food that was choking her popped out. The man put her down and went back to his table. His friend said "I've never seen anything like that. What were you doing?" His friend replied "That heinie lick maneuver works every time."

Ragnarok · #**595** August 28th, 2002, 10:27 PM

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Originally posted by Krakenup:
"That heinie lick maneuver works every time."

That's a good joke man. I've heard it before though. But isn't it supposed to be "'Hind' lick"? "Heinie lick" just doesn't sound right. Oh well, it still gets the punch line across.

Gryphin · #**596** August 28th, 2002, 11:37 PM

"Heimlich Demands Maneuver Royalties"
Has anyone verifyed this?
Looks like an "urban legend" in the making.

Krakenup · #**597** August 29th, 2002, 01:45 AM

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Originally posted by Ragnarok:

quote:
Originally posted by Krakenup:
"That heinie lick maneuver works every time."

That's a good joke man. I've heard it before though. But isn't it supposed to be "'Hind' lick"? "Heinie lick" just doesn't sound right. Oh well, it still gets the punch line across.

"Heinie" is a slang term for the butt, at least in my end of the world. It's also recognized by the New Collegiate Dictionary so that makes it official.

Ragnarok · #**598** August 29th, 2002, 02:18 AM

Oh I had no doubt that "Heinie" was an actual word or whatever. I was just saying "Hind" sounds better with that joke since it's called the "Heimlich". Thus "Hind Lick" sounds like you're actually saying "Heimlich".

tesco samoa · #**599** August 29th, 2002, 02:50 AM

ONION

Taz-in-Space · #**600** August 29th, 2002, 04:00 AM

...Taz is trying to ignore the current conversation on a certain life-saving technique...

So Tesco, Did I head you order an Onion? What kind? Raw/sliced/diced/fried sliced/baked whole?
or my favorite way - as part of a lobster bake?

Is it my imagination or has this place gotten even weirder?
...No NOT POSSIABLE!

RD, any relation between myself and those other taz's is purely a case of convergent evolution!

[ August 29, 2002, 03:07: Message edited by: Taz-in-Space ]