Forum Chat Bar & Grill - Page 66

RudyHuxtable · #**651** March 12th, 2005, 09:37 PM

Renegade has shot at me with some form of twitch inducing bullet! I have been attacked while offering peace and Bread Pudding!

Attack!!!

NullAshton · #**652** March 12th, 2005, 09:51 PM

Hehe, sorry, kinda late. Already started attacking. Brought you outta the line of fire too

Renegade 13 · #**653** March 12th, 2005, 11:22 PM

Sorry, my null-technology device is still working quite well. Your well-placed barrage effectively disappeared from this universe, thus causing no damage. Also, you most assuredly were NOT in your battle-whatever. I clearly saw you strolling down my street, which was explicitly under B&G control.

NullAshton · #**654** March 12th, 2005, 11:26 PM

Whatever... Aren't you sort of technology, an organic machine? Wouldn't you cease to function?

Renegade 13 · #**655** March 13th, 2005, 01:00 AM

Organic technology...perhaps we all are organic technology. However, the null-technology field does not nullify organic life, therefore it can not nullify organic technology.

Anyways, isn't it a little unsporting to try and wipe out the entire B&G from orbit? Isn't it much more fun to engage in all sorts of hilarious and gratuitous cartoonish violence rather than a simple blasting??

RudyHuxtable · #**656** March 13th, 2005, 04:25 AM

Ahh but did you not notice when I entered the bar I also pulled the plug on your null space technology from behind the jukebox?!

And about cartoonish fighting from inside...

I've also planted a bread pudding bomb near the bar. Enjoy the sticky toastiness, ungroovy ones!

Renegade 13 · #**657** March 13th, 2005, 04:45 AM

That would be rather difficult for you to have done, seeing as how I shot you. Or was the after you pulled the plug?

Knew I should have gotten the internal power source. Note to self: Don't be so cheap!

Raging Deadstar · #**658** March 13th, 2005, 10:30 AM

Renegades Last Words:

"Dammit, I knew I should have bought longer than a 6ft extension cord..."

Strategia_In_Ultima · #**659** March 13th, 2005, 11:15 AM

Renegade, your null-field negates technology, right? Well, isn't a .308 sniper rifle technology? And a jukebox? So your sniper rifle and your jukebox won't work..... and you say the power feeds for the field were INSIDE the field? And power is technology, so the field negates the power, and therefore itself.....

Ah, I love a good paradox.

RudyHuxtable · #**660** March 13th, 2005, 11:45 AM

So, wait. I twitched for nothing?

Oh you are all so dead. Vice Chief Ashton, I authorize the full use of ground troops and assorted food products for a direct assault!

Vice Chief Strategia, bring your fleet to bear and blockade the valet!