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[NullAshton]

My velociraptoid troops begin assulting the bar, ripping apart defenses, and any inhabitants.

[Renegade 13]

StrategiaInUltima said:
Renegade, your null-field negates technology, right? Well, isn't a .308 sniper rifle technology? And a jukebox? So your sniper rifle and your jukebox won't work..... and you say the power feeds for the field were INSIDE the field? And power is technology, so the field negates the power, and therefore itself.....

Ah, I love a good paradox.

Actually, a .308 caliber sniper rifle is NOT technology. It is a set of mechanical reactions caused by a finger pulling the trigger, and the rest is a chemical reaction of the gunpowder propelling the bullet. It's in no way technological in nature.

So no Rudy, you didn't twitch for nothing

Damn paradoxes

[RudyHuxtable]

But, I don't have a wound. So you, in fact, missed.

I twitched for another reason! Something's wrong with me! Bring me a CAT Scan!

[NullAshton]

The null-technology field still unplugged?

[RudyHuxtable]

Yes, I snapped off the prongs on the plug and stuck them in a dish of Breen Stew!

[NullAshton]

Good. NullAshton bombards the B&G some more after his troops are extracted

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

A terrible screaming noise fills the air. More such noises join in. Three seconds later, the first plasma bomb hits. Almost half the B&G and part of the city is reduced to a smoking crater. The second bomb wipes away about a quarter of the city including a secret military installation where B&G forces were preparing a counterstrike on the Hut. Bombs continue to fall as Joint Chief Ashton's troops and air units advance on the ripped-open hulk of the B&G.

Meanwhile, in orbit, the smaller strike craft zoom around Barry the T-Rex, blocking him in.

"Commander-in-Chief, we've got them cornered. Preparing for the final blow. Awaiting your order."

[RudyHuxtable]

Initiate War Plan Burnt Sienna! Go go go!

Supreme Proprietor Rudy paces in his office, eating a banana split. He watches on closed circuit monitors the battle for the B&G as it unfolds. Plasma bombs fall in regular succession, destroying large sections of the parking lot as well as the front foyer and the hostess's station.

Ground troops encircle the B&G, and begin a series or probing attacks to test interior defenses. Vanguard assault troops begin moving through the parking lot rubble towards the front door.

[Renegade 13]

Good thing we all evacuated to Some Unknown Destination a while back...

[RudyHuxtable]

The B&G is abandoned! Quick, move in the shock troops and the bulding inspectors! The B&G will soon be mine!

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