Forum Chat Bar & Grill - Page 82

Raging Deadstar · #**811** March 21st, 2005, 12:37 PM

RD tries to contemplate the Idea of what 275kg of custard will do to somebody, He decides it's a mentally un-kind image...

NullAshton · #**812** March 21st, 2005, 01:03 PM

You are now made mostly of super-dense custard.

Ashton takes a bit of custard off of Deadstar and tastes it.

Mmm, yummy!

Suicide Junkie · #**813** March 21st, 2005, 01:12 PM

*SJ activates an SEP field around the B&G, ignores NA and his cronies, and orders another brew.

Puke · #**814** March 21st, 2005, 02:07 PM

*sigh*

custardian puke is shipped off into space, and taken to a far away galaxy where he is served as exotic food and consumed.

in an astonishing coincidence, one of the wormholes his exotic-food-transport passed through led to a parallel dimension. The eatery that he is delivered to is The Phongs Head Bar and Grill (which DG made a nice picture of, but the Image Gallery is down and I can't find it elsewhere) in orbit of a distant star.

the person that consumes the exotic custardian is Mac and, when he realizes what foul putresence he has just quaffed, he vomits. and thus puke is reborn in this alternate reality, with all his old comrades.

and no one here has ever heard of won-ton violence. now stop trying to kill our thread.

Strategia_In_Ultima · #**815** March 21st, 2005, 02:15 PM

NEVER!!!!! WE WILL TRIUMPH!!!!!

and RD, YOU are 275kgs..... the CUSTARD itself is 220kgs.

NullAshton · #**816** March 21st, 2005, 02:35 PM

We're not trying to kill it, just trying to destroy the B&G, and take it as our own.

Puke · #**817** March 21st, 2005, 03:15 PM

Great. you have the bar and grill. all the patrons are custard. you won.

were now over here in another reality where you DONT EXIST.
get off our thread, you HOSERS.

NullAshton · #**818** March 21st, 2005, 03:20 PM

As long as there is a B&G anywhere, we shall take it over.

Puke · #**819** March 21st, 2005, 04:40 PM

My friends and patrons of the alternate-dimension Bar and Grill. I should inform you that there is a hostile entity in another universe that might try to come here and ruin our fun.

You can prevent him from existing, by using this link

Ignore Ashton

or clicking on his Forum Handle to view his profile, and using the IGNORE THIS USER option. I highly encourage you to do so.

Also, feel free to do this to me, if you tire of my witless banter. And email a moderator to ask them to enable you to moderate me to a 1.

NullAshton · #**820** March 21st, 2005, 04:42 PM

What the heck does moderate me to a 1 mean?