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July 29th, 2004, 08:48 AM
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Owls do not eat eight foot mice.
*Whack*
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July 29th, 2004, 10:50 AM
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In D+D giant owls probably do. You better be careful after all  . |
July 29th, 2004, 02:19 PM
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This is downright hilarious!!!!!!!!!! It’s Kerry and Bush singing “This land is my land”.
http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/conte...land&preplay=1
...Warning: LARGE 3.7M download...
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July 29th, 2004, 03:57 PM
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Trying to make sure it doesn't get lost in a 300+ post thread? Moving it here probably won't help much, as this is an 800+ post thread.... 
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August 3rd, 2004, 04:47 AM
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Interesting how Google works.
Try this very soon, before someone forces Google to fix its site:
1) Go to www.Google.com
2) Type in -- weapons of mass destruction--(DON'T hit enter)
3) Hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button, NOT the"Google search"
4) Read the "error message" carefully - the WHOLE page.
Someone at Google really has a sense of humor.
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August 3rd, 2004, 05:48 AM
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Thats not a google problem. It worked the way it was supposed to. "feeling lucky" went to the most popular and on-topic site (based on the computers keyword database)
But it is a very well done page.
[ August 03, 2004, 04:54: Message edited by: Gandalf Parker ]
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August 4th, 2004, 10:49 AM
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If I only could remember half the things I'd forgot, that would be a lot of stuff, I think - I don't know; I forgot!
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August 6th, 2004, 04:21 AM
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INVESTING FOR YOUR RETIREMENT:
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If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
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With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
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But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago,drank all the beer,then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.
-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0
Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan
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August 6th, 2004, 12:12 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Wardad:
INVESTING FOR YOUR RETIREMENT:
.. But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago,drank all the beer,then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan
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wow, no,.. WoW, actually WOW!  $1000 worth of beer and you get $214 back in recycled cans? Where do you live? That would make the cost of your beer around $0.20 per can. and you get $0.05 back on each can. Around here beer is about $1 a can (when bought by the case) so you would only get $50 back on that $1000.
You know what they say,.. "If it sounds too good to be true,.."
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August 6th, 2004, 08:44 PM
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Narf, you would probably like this comic, although I'm sure you have read it already. This comic right here...clicky click...
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I think...therefore I am confused.
They were armed. With guns, said Omari.
Canadians. With guns. And a warship. What is this world coming to?
The dreaded derelict dwelling two ton devil bunny!
Every ship can be a minesweeper... Once
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