Standard Bearers - NOT NATIONAL STANDARDS

[Cor2]

Hey I came here for the disscussion of national standards.

I think my nations standards are far too low, I mean they let me live here.

[DenStoreFrelser]

Standard bearers? Oh, the things the standards are attached to? Yes, those could definitely use some work. They all look the same!

Off-topic: Don't know anything about how the ability works. The nations I like don't have standards.

[Zaramis]

All hail Discordia!

[Cor2]

All Hail Eris!

Nanoo Nanoo.

Arf Arf.

[Jazzepi]

DenStoreFrelser said:
Standard bearers? Oh, the things the standards are attached to? Yes, those could definitely use some work. They all look the same!

Off-topic: Don't know anything about how the ability works. The nations I like don't have standards.

Now you've just confused him.

Jazzepi

[Caduceus]

Of course there's the old saying:

"We've upped our standards, so up yours!"

[Gandalf Parker]

If standards are good, then why are the horn blowers of the Maverni considered to be a waste?

[Valandil]

Blowing the horn prematurely isn't necessarily indicative of high standards, only low tolerance.

[Caduceus]

PMHD - Premature horn discharge is a unrecognized chronic disorder that most horn blowers and bards are unwilling to admit to.

Most commonly after an examination for another trivial medical problem, once the practitioner has established a rapport of understanding and support, the subject can be broached.

Current therapies include placing a wad in said trumpet or other wind device. Such a device is usually readily available, mixed equal parts of wax or other sticky subtance and placed in the bell of the device. It then becomes more difficult to blow his wad too early.

[Cor2]

"mixed equal parts of wax or other sticky subtance "
Eww its all sticky!