Forge of Godhood - started

[namad]

ah, shucks

[Jarkko]

A quick question: Is *everybody* going to raze their castles and labs as soon as a lone satyr has been sighted in the distance? Don't you know the castles are culturally important heritage? What are our grandchildren going to tell to their grandchildren?

"Come now here Clark. You are still so very young, but let me tell you a story of this field. You see, there used to be a great city here once upon a time, but then a young satyr, not much older than you in fact, happened to walk by. That young satyr was my grandfather. When the inhabitants saw my grandfather stroll by over the hills there (do you see those hills there far away? yeah, it is sort of difficult to see them from here, even though it is a sunny day today), they all went 'OOOooooooOOOooooOOOooo!!!' and then they burnt their city, ripped away all the stones from the walls, hammered the stones to sand with their bare fists, filled their cellars with the sand and then commited mass-suicide. Yes, I know, it is a sad story."

[namad]

normally a person feels that the turns an enemy wastes destorying the walls of a fort justify letting them have that fort?



you have a nation with a very very high rate of freespawn especially so compared to goldrate 50%


you can probably 1turn anyone's forts walls, eh?

[Jarkko]

Originally Posted by namad

you can probably 1turn anyone's forts walls, eh?

Dunno, I haven't actually put a fort under siege in this game so far

[namad]

I think the next game I am going to play in... I will be using an immortal pretender!

[Calahan]

Originally Posted by namad

I think the next game I am going to play in... I will be using an immortal pretender!

They're useful for keeping flying pests out of your lands that's for certain but less useful on the offensive, unless you want to take the risk

But immortal Pretenders are no good if you start on the coast, which sees 40% of your dominion going straight into the water And I've watched Jaws far too many times to be fooled into thinking it's safe to go for a swim any time soon!

[Executor]

20 horror marks, hope that allies me to a Doom Horror.

[Jarkko]

I sure do feel like the rabbit in "Monthy Python and the Holy Grail". All I get to hear is "RUNAWAAAYYYYY!" and all I get to see is the panic struck bottoms of enemy soldiers running to the next province. You know, I wouldn't actually mind a battle at times, you have no idea how much skinny naked women seem to be able to eat in any given turn

I wonder where the holy handgrenade of Antioch is... I hope it is found by somebody who do not know how to count to three...

[Executor]

And I feel like Brian in the final scene of "Monthy Python's Life of Brian"

[Meglobob]

Always look on the bright side of life

deh do deh do

Vanheim and Agartha conspired vs Pythium

deh do deh do

Then got overrun by a rampant Pangaea

deh do deh do

Always look on the bright side of life...