Forum Chat Bar & Grill

[NullAshton]

That wasn't nice. Can't we all get along? Here, I'll buy you a drink.

[Growltigger]

Growltigga tactfully ignores NullAshton and Strategia, especially as Strategia quite correctly now has a red hot poker sticking out of his rectum.

YOU SHAVED OFF YOUR MOUSTACHE? HOW COULD YOU DO THAT? YOUR MOUSTAHCE AND CIRCLING THE WAGONS (did we ever get to the bottom of that (if that is the right phrase)?) WERE PILLARS OF THE BAR & GRILL....

Hope you kept it, may be you can auction the moustache. I am sure MAc would go for it!

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

Strategia spots the moustache quietly trying to sneak away and sends a team of Spec-Ops Salagulls to catch it.

When he has the squirming little bugger firmly in his hand, he runs like hell.....

[El_Phil]

Too late Strategia realises that it isn't a moustache but is in fact the EWE

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

Strategia tries to contain the E.W.E. and prevent it from jumping on his head, but it's too late. A pair of sunglasses and a white suit later, he's no longer himself and now the target of every weapon in the establishment.....

[El_Phil]

El Phil, seeing that Strategia needs help tries a desperate move. He fires up the jukebox and hits the random play button while selecting Shatner's "What's New Kahnn!!!!" Hopefully this will drive the wig away

[Growltigger]

Gentlemen

For those of you who are not as familiar with The Grey Ones' furry fellah, please be advised that ribald remarks and general ridicule about Gryphin's moustache (and his sexual athleticism but we wont go into that now) pretty much were founding topics of the Cantina/Bar & Grill in all its various guises.

In simple terms, that moustached is an icon, it is something to be treasured and worshipped, not abused and terrorised like some poor wild beast.

Be kind to it. It has more experience of life than you do, and has probably seen more action than most of us chaps on the cantina all put together!!

[NullAshton]

Ashton walks over to the jukebox, then plays something more relaxing, like the background music to SE4. He then grabs a oddly convenient hair spray cannon, and shoots the E.W.E. off of Strategia's head, where it promptly falls into the abyss, paralyzed by the holding power of the hair spray.

[mac5732]

GT, you forgot about his Custer hat and his symbiote wolly Bear who used to live on that lip of his poor thing, wonder if he found a new place to live Glad your back old Grey One, and ps. keep your hands off my pizza

[Renegade 13]

Wha...something going on...ah whatever.

Renegade fall back to sleep, face first on a table in the shadowed corner.