Jokes and Riddles Centre - Page 12

geoschmo · #**111** July 31st, 2003, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkHorse:
Was my edited answer to 1 correct?

No, that wasn't right either.

Stone Mill · #**112** July 31st, 2003, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by geoschmo:
Stonemill, you got the four you ansered all right.

Dark Horse, you got 3, 5, 6, 8 , and 9 correct.

Still need answers for:

1. How does a mother sheep carry her babies?

2. What do you get if you cross an insect and a rabbit?

7. What do you call an alligator's helper?

2. Bugs Bunny (I should have known this one...)
7. Gatorade!!!

#1 still throws me.

BTW nice ones, Geo.

geoschmo · #**113** July 31st, 2003, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stone Mill:
2. Bugs Bunny (I should have known this one...)
7. Gatorade!!!

#1 still throws me.

BTW nice ones, Geo.

Yep and yep.

Yeah, #1 is a toughie.

Taera · #**114** July 31st, 2003, 10:52 PM

in her belly??
(should i go and remember the bio name?

)

TerranC · #**115** July 31st, 2003, 10:56 PM

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Originally posted by Taera:
in her belly??
(should i go and remember the bio name? )

That's a kangaroo.

Answer to number 1: in her fur?

geoschmo · #**116** July 31st, 2003, 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Taera:
in her belly??
(should i go and remember the bio name? )

Actually, that's kind of what I thought the first time I saw it. I said Ewe-terus.

The answer they were looking for though was:

Ewe-Haul

Probably won't make sense to non-Americans. It's a company that rents moving trucks.

TerranC · #**117** July 31st, 2003, 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by geoschmo:
Ewe-Haul

Probably won't make sense to non-Americans. It's a company that rents moving trucks.

And a bad one it is.

(I'm talking about both the company U-Haul and the joke.)

Edit: Anyhow, here's my riddle:

How many letters are in the Alphabet?

[ July 31, 2003, 22:48: Message edited by: TerranC ]

Suicide Junkie · #**118** July 31st, 2003, 11:54 PM

11 or 12 if you count the space. (Being a programmer

)

TerranC · #**119** July 31st, 2003, 11:58 PM

Bah. I think that one was too easy. Here's a harder one IMHO.

A man and a woman were driving in their car when it broke down. The man decided to go for help at a gas station a few miles back. He made sure nobody else, other than the woman, was in the car, rolled all the windows up, and locked all of the sedan's doors. He went off, but when he came back, his wife was dead, and there was a stranger in the car. No physical damage was done to the car, so how did the stranger get in?

Edit: Slight typo. Sorry folks.

[ July 31, 2003, 23:34: Message edited by: TerranC ]

Taera · #**120** August 1st, 2003, 12:10 AM

alphabet has 8 letters
Or two letters - Alpha and Beta

TC: the wife had the keys?