Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours - Page 120

Growltigga · #**1191** October 18th, 2002, 11:15 AM

Hmmmm, due to cashflow problems in the cantina and Taz drinking all the profits (where is that red hot poker hand cannon?), I am seriously considering barring all tabs from the cantina in future..

Those FBW's have to be paid in hard currency you know, as does the booze suppliers

Gryphin · #**1192** October 18th, 2002, 12:31 PM

Attention:
There is no truth to the rumor that mac was seen with Liz Hurly.

Gryphin · #**1193** October 18th, 2002, 02:25 PM

Super Idea:
Cantina_AI
Wouldn't a Cantina_AI be a bLast to create and play against? Who wants to team together and do it?

Raging Deadstar · #**1194** October 18th, 2002, 03:28 PM

I just finished reading the entire old cnatina thread in 3 hours, and my life will never be the same again. As for the cantina ai i think GT's formidable cats should design the name files and help design the ships. After all the fear a whiskas chicken battle ship can drive in to poeples hearts is underestimated, never mind a Kit E Kat dreadnought or the brekkies troop transport. that had me laughing for hours

mac5732 · #**1195** October 18th, 2002, 03:31 PM

Liz Hurly..... OH YAAAA...... JOY TO THE WORLD,

I'LL NEVER TELL (Mac grins)

Mac orders a double breakfast with all the trimmings and puts it all on GT's tab. Have to get it in before tabs are cancelled.

Gryphin I'm willing to give it a try

just some ideas Mac

mac5732 · #**1196** October 18th, 2002, 03:36 PM

How about THE SWILLING BREWSKI BATTLECRUISER

(always has the happiest crews)

just some ideas mac

Timstone · #**1197** October 18th, 2002, 03:48 PM

But the poorest accuracy.

Growltigga · #**1198** October 18th, 2002, 05:20 PM

Raging Deadstar, you have not even known fear until you have seen a "Purina Chicken nibbles" class assault cruiser hoving into you, closely followed by its escort of "Whiskas Singles with Gravy" destroyers (the "whiska singles with jelly" class are conformed as long range scouts), flanking a "Science Diet Kitten Special" class carrier, launching squadrons of "Domestic British Short Haired" class attack fighters (and maybe even a "Furball" class shuttle as well)

Tremble as the "Domesticus Kitticatticus" class dreadnought blows away its foes, wet yourself as the "bacardi breezer tomcat" battleship smashes all opposition

I am getting carried away...

Raging Deadstar, women can never be sport (except for the athletic ones who can crack coconuts between their thighs).....

Guys, we are on a 5 second countdown to end of tabs following which all must be settled and every other transaction is cash only

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dogscoff · #**1199** October 18th, 2002, 05:50 PM

*In light of the imminent withdrawal of all tab services, Dogscoff forms the "Cantina Credit Company."

Open an account with us and we will immediately pay for your drinks in cash, effectively allowing you to still have a tab. We will record your expenditure, add a moderate fee and collect your payment at the end of each month. Unpaid accounts at the end of the month are subject to a 45% APR interest charge.

Anyone with an unpaid account at the end of a second month will be invited to discuss their finances with our "credit enforcer of the month", a highly trained financial advisor drawn from a pool (literally) of various radioactive, enlarged, mutated, cybernetically- enhanced, heavily- armed and very aggressive sea-creatures.

*Kerching*

Ragnarok · #**1200** October 18th, 2002, 05:54 PM

RN hurrys up and starts bringing in junk to place in the organic converter to get the minerals in order to pay his tab. Which isn't THAT high since he was FORCED to pay it a few weeks ago. He finishes loading everything in and recieves 300,000 minerals for his junk. "Dang, didn't know I had that much 'crap' laying around."
He then promtly pays GT and walks out of the cantina. Crying due to the fact that tabs won't be around much longer.