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Old September 28th, 2005, 12:29 AM
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Default Re: There can be only one topic! Meh. Meh...

the old one ponders the far reaching questions being put forth in the cantina by its members. As he ponders the incurable questions he decides that more discussions is necessary in order to facilitate a resolution to the members itinerary. SOOOO.... he reaches into his blk bag and pulls out a strange contraption. He sets the dials, aims it at all thosre present and whammm...... instant clones.... now there are two of everybody in the cantina discussing the revolent theorys.... but.... the clones are dressed as orks....
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Old September 28th, 2005, 03:28 AM

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I don't like my orc clone. He's a little too smelly.

*Proceeds to utterly annihilate clone.*

So...was that technically suicide? Never did like the idea of clones anyway...
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Old September 28th, 2005, 06:54 PM
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The two pukes look at each other, and slide together into a larger whole.

Puke orders more beer, and begins to double-fist it.
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Old September 28th, 2005, 07:00 PM
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"Hmmm, this is an interesting dilemma."

"Indeed, which one of us is real?"

The NullAshton's are reminded of one Farscape episode...
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God When I first read that did I misinterpret... My eyes!!!

RD considers shooting his clone in a case of "justifiable homicide" or perhaps "self defence." RD finally comes up with something far more constructive. He knocks out his clone and hides it in a freezer in the cellar hidden behind some beer barrels.
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Old September 28th, 2005, 09:52 PM
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Default Re: There can be only one Meh!

*The two SJ's race each other to the roof of the cantina but then decide better. They then proceed to hijack a random ship in the parking lot for some competitive spacejumping.
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Old September 28th, 2005, 10:10 PM
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I think we have a bit of a duo dillema here.
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Default Strategia x 2 = twice the trouble

Meanwhile, the two Strategias are "taking the matter outside" and are going to settle it with two pulse pistols, as they quarrel over who has the right to level the Cantina from orbit
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Old September 29th, 2005, 09:22 AM
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Isn't the Cantina already in orbit?
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Old September 29th, 2005, 02:48 PM
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Well you could destroy it from the ground, or from space. If your in space you could be drifting around or orbiting something. These little details really don't matter in the slightest.
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