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Old April 18th, 2005, 07:18 AM
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So what's the prize for the first person to get to beyond insanity?

I'd like an elaborate medal ceremony and more Miss World finalists than is in any way feasible.
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Old April 18th, 2005, 07:20 AM
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/me hangs a sign on Strategia - Do not disturb. Disturbed enough already.
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Old April 18th, 2005, 08:19 AM
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/me stares blankly at Narf in a "Thank You" sort of way, then focuses on the point about three-quarters of the way to infinity again.
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Old April 18th, 2005, 08:22 AM
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Old April 18th, 2005, 08:38 AM
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Ashton sticks a randomly generated sign in front of Strategia, blocking his view of infinity.

Sorry, the curvature of space isn't doing enough yet.
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Old April 18th, 2005, 11:01 AM
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/me sticks out a semi-limp arm at the sign, then suddenly in one flashing movement, pulls out a quantum-wave pulse gun cleverly concealed in his sleeve and fires it at the base of the sign, causing it to collapse. The arm stays in forward position for a while, then drops limply to his side again. Then suddenly, as NA prepares to randomly generate another sign, the arm shoots up and fires. Realizing his mistake, NA reads the sign just as the second shot erases him from quantum existence.

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Old April 18th, 2005, 11:14 AM
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I survived!

Ashton gets shot at again.

I still survive! Although I'm not quite in this dimension...

So that's where all those missing socks go...
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El Phil slowly sneaks up on the side of infinity. Then using the 'Sterelised bargepole'TM pushes it about 3ft to the left.

Strategia will never notice! Mwuuuahahahahah
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Ashton floats past infinity.

Will someone get me out of here?
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Old April 18th, 2005, 04:08 PM
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/me gets Ashton out of 'here' and puts him 'there'.
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