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Old November 3rd, 2002, 06:02 PM

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Default Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

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If you feel offended or something by my the message, you really must see RD, GT or Imperator Fyron. This is a cantina and we were busy with a possible solution to excorsise Fyron from that foul vampire.
Since when was i offensive???? Anyway we forgot to add dogscoff (who has disappeared recently ) and gryphin.

*Wanders in cradelling the carboard taz from the fake cantina and props it behind the bar, now taz can't get done for being off the job and "quality testing" the drink.*

Hmmm dammit fyrons got be stumped, ethereal forms can pretty much get out of anything, and i'm pretty sure they can survive in space. *lightbulb* I HAVE AN IDEA!

*Leaves the cantina and drags GT, Rags and Timstone with him, grabbing Barry's tail and pulling him along on the way. Dragging them outside GT can be heard yelling and refusing to wear something and Timstone can be heard laughing manically.*

*The foursome burst through the cantina doors all dressed like ghostbusters complete with the big zappy gun things. Barry is covered in polystyrene and is trying to act like the big marshmallow man.
Fyron is promptly zapped and Timstone slides across the trap and fyron is captured, RD wanders over to mac and hands him the weird trap thingymabob and asks him to deposess fyron as he knows cartoon physics the best in the cantina, next to GT but he's stormed off because he had to dress up*

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Default Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

*On second thoughts RD hands Mac some stakes and wishes him good luck*

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Old November 3rd, 2002, 06:35 PM
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Default Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

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If you feel offended or something by my the message, you really must see RD, GT or Imperator Fyron. This is a cantina and we were busy with a possible solution to excorsise Fyron from that foul vampire.
Since when was i offensive???? Anyway we forgot to add dogscoff (who has disappeared recently ) and gryphin.
No, no, no, my good man. I didn't mean to appoint you as being offensive. I chose you three (there were plenty of others) because you three can garantuee that I'm was merely joking around, not flaming.

Tjeez, I can't do anything today without errors. Hmm... the brewski must be of a bad year. Taz, please give me another, this time a fresh one, one straight from the barrel.

*When Timstone finished his fresh brewski he pays his tab (also for RD, because I almost made him feel I offended him) then he says goodby to RD and the rest of the patrons and flies off to earn himself a descent buck.*
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Old November 3rd, 2002, 08:32 PM
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Default Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

In light of being dressed up as a Ghostbuster, Rags walks up and stands on top of the bar and says, "GHOSTBUSTERS!" In the form of "Superstar"
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Old November 4th, 2002, 03:42 AM
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Default Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

Ok. Thank you for the steady reply.

*sits back down on the stoll*

here you go, have some chopsticks.

*hands Timstone a pair or chopsticks, and watchs as he trys to pick up a beer mug with it in vain*
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Default Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

Hmm... Ghostbusters. Adds an odd twist to it. I'll have to see if I can't think of a way to escape that, Hmm...

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Old November 4th, 2002, 11:31 AM
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Growltigga walks over to Taz and asks him to point out the barrel from which he has been serving brewskis to Fyron, Raging Deadstar and Timstone.

Growltigga clips Taz around the furry ear and reminds him that he was strictly instructed never to serve booze from that barrel. It contains various powerful hallucinogenic drugs and attititude enhancers and this probabl explains why the chaps have been having these time-travelling and vampire related delusions... and more importantly why Growltigga has been asked to wear a white coat, dodgy goggles and carry a hoover on his back..

Growltigga espies Fyron, RD and Rags in the bar and thinks to himself that he knows exactly what to do with the hoover nozzle.

"Chaps, you can take this like men or like screaming wimps, bend over"
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Old November 4th, 2002, 03:05 PM
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Aaaahhh!!! A hoover nozzle up my @r$e?! Yuck, where's the lumbricant?!

Pretty pink elephants are walking all over the ceiling, they all look so pretty...
But the timetraveling stuff was real, I swear. Look I even got the girl. Damn, those Polish people make fine women!
Look another flashing creature is walking over the wall, it's heading straight for the barrel with booze. And a gekko walking over the cool coat GT is wearing. Pretty colours everywhere... drool, drool, drool...
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Old November 4th, 2002, 06:15 PM
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Oh dear, time to reach for the "Red Hot Poker" hand cannon, that is proof against ALL sorts of undead and chemically deranged regulars
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Old November 4th, 2002, 08:00 PM
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Default Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours

Ahhh, you will never get that probe up me, you hear me? NEVER! AHHHH!!!! They're aliens I swear it! Aliens I tell you!!
Rags walks off laughing like a hyena(sp)...

He then starts to think to himself..."And to think, I never drank out of the barrel... Wonder what's wrong with me..."
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