Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours

[Fyron]

Originally posted by Timstone:
The best part of being a plant or vamp, is that you never have to eat your veggies.

Veggies are good for you. :eats some veggies: mmm...

[Kamog]

It must be against the law to eat a sentient being! If not, it ought to be.
No Xantus salad...here, eat these Pahsana Greens with Zeio nuts instead.

[mlmbd]

Kamog, I have to go all the way to Goblin Island, just to eat?

mlmbd

[Raging Deadstar]

Hmm a vegetarian plant, only could it happen in the cantina

[Fyron]

No, Xantus is an omnivore. :eats some animal flesh (properly cooked, of course): mmm...

[tesco samoa]

Tesco Rolls in with 10 barrels of tomatos... And places them randomly around the room

[Fyron]

Xantus quickly leaves before any sort of tomato throwing can begin.

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by tesco samoa:
Tesco Rolls in with 10 barrels of tomatos... And places them randomly around the room

Dang Tesco, how big of a garden do you have?! If I recall correctly that is a grand total of 50 barrels of tomatos that you have brought about. How many more do you have?

Edit: Oh, and on a related note to all this veggie talk. I'm sure it's been told before or most of you have heard it. But I am telling it anyways.
Q: What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A: A salad shooter.

[ December 04, 2002, 22:16: Message edited by: Ragnarok ]

[Fyron]

Fyron returns to the Cantina after having been absent for several days and says, "Hey guys! Who was that plant creature I saw quickly getting away from the Cantina?"

After noticing that his tab is suddenly overwhelmed with charges, Fyron says, "Why is my tab full?"

[Kamog]

Welcome back, Imperator Fyron! That plant creature was Xantus, the vampiric sentient mobile plant supreme lord! He ran away to avoid becoming a salad.