Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours

[Kamog]

Originally posted by Erax:
And Xantus is history. Salad history.

Poor Xantus is gone...

We are assembled here today to pay final respects to our honored dead. And yet, it should be noted, that in the midst of our sorrow, this death takes place in the shadow of new life, the sunrise of a new world, a world that our beloved comrade gave his life to protect and nourish (in the form of Xantus salad).

He did not feel this sacrifice a vain or an empty one - and we will not debate his profound wisdom at these proceedings. Of our friend, I can only say this... of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most - ... - ONION.

All is well. And yet, I can't help wondering about the tomatoes we leave behind. There are always possibilities, Xantus said. And if Twinkies are indeed forever, we must return to this place again. He's really not dead. As long as we remember him.

[Ragnarok]

Wow, that was really powerful Kamog. It almost brought a tear to my eye. But then I thought of who you were talking about... Xantus poisened me, and thus I shall not shed a tear in his behalf.

[Fyron]

You tried to eat him. What did you expect to happen?

Xantus did get away, you know. He wasn't eaten completely, just partially.

[mlmbd]

Kamog, outstanding eulogy. We should observe a moment of silence!

OK, now back to the fun and games! Hayho!

Oh, a joke would be good here.
A small joke for you. Hope you enjoy it!

Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town’s name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.

As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the employee," Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are"very slowly?"

The blonde leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrr gerrrrrr Kiiiing."

mlmbd

[Timstone]

You guys were talking of Temporal science.
I'm Chronos, master of all time! (Johnny Bravo)

[Raging Deadstar]

Hey i think Rags stole our temporal time traveliing gearbox myself timstone! I think we better put a safety on that thing

Also Rags i have to side with Fyron on the Xantus thing, you did try and eat him...

[ December 08, 2002, 16:22: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

[David E. Gervais]

Originally posted by Kamog:
That's a beautiful new avatar you've got there, Ruatha!

Psssst,.. if you would like a new Avatar pic? Just pop on over to the "Have I got an Avatar for you" thread.. I only create pics for the people that post there! ssssh, it's almost a secret!

[ December 08, 2002, 16:26: Message edited by: David Gervais ]

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Raging Deadstar:
Hey i think Rags stole our temporal time traveliing gearbox myself timstone! I think we better put a safety on that thing

Also Rags i have to side with Fyron on the Xantus thing, you did try and eat him...

I didn't steal nothing. If you think I stole it I didn't... It's dogscoff that introduced me to the aliens that transported me from the future, so it's those guys that stole it. (Not Dogscoff, but the aliens)

Of course you have to side with Fyron, you never will side with me even if you want to. Thats just the way you are.

And Fyron, eating someone on some worlds is considered polite.

But oh well, I guess Xantus did have reason to poisen me. *sigh*... *Rags walks off pondering the unponderable* (Is that a word?)

[Timstone]

Yeah, you're right RD. Some sort of savety on the box would be preferable. Let me think... ahh yes, I know. The security device in one of the Robocop movies. You know, when a thief breaks into a car. As soon as he puts his hands on the stearing wheel, the device straps him into his seat and fries him like a fry in a fryingpan. Hehe... yes, that would do nicely.

[tesco samoa]

Slowly the Llama's moved out