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January 6th, 2005, 04:22 AM
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Re: OT: I Dare You
I dare you to fight a ninja.
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January 6th, 2005, 04:27 AM
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Re: OT: I Dare You
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I dare you to fight a ninja.
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Dare taken.
*Hours later*
Atrocities returns with a ninja's sword and a black eye. 
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January 6th, 2005, 04:38 AM
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Re: OT: I Dare You
I was once shopping with a friend (who is a black belt) and he pointed out to me someone wearing a jacket with a big Ninja School logo on the back
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January 6th, 2005, 06:45 AM
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Re: OT: I Dare You
My friend Martin is Blackbelt in Karate, although I wouldn't class him as a ninja, He won't dare take me on in a fight...
Last time he did was several years ago, he mocked me with fancy kung-fu so when he was doing so he got a kick between the legs. The Perils of Youth....
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January 6th, 2005, 07:10 AM
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Re: OT: I Dare You
There's two types of martial arts schools; sports schools, which is most of them, and combat schools. As I understand it, you know you're in a combat school when people joke about broken limbs that the've actually had.
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January 6th, 2005, 05:20 PM
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LOL I'm in the second kind, borken limbs have occured before, so have spear wounds, sword wounds and LOTS of black eyes and bruises (I've mainly had Sword bruises and black eyes)
Karate= Americanized Style of Japanese Martial Arts
Kung Fu= Ancient Chinese style that has been relatively unaltered for thousands of years (in the school I'm in anyway)
Kung Fu Actually Spawned Karate because the Japanese kind of "borrowed it" lol.
Just some history there hehe
Oh I've fought a "ninja" but he was pathetic so it doesn't really fit in the dare lol 
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January 6th, 2005, 06:46 PM
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Re: OT: I Dare You
Hmm ninja fighting...
I'm not sure this guy was a ninja, he was trained in the type of sword fighting you use bamboo swords for (star knows what this is). Well anyway, let's just say it hurt.
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January 7th, 2005, 02:15 AM
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Re: OT: I Dare You
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type of sword fighting you use bamboo swords for (star knows what this is).
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January 7th, 2005, 04:12 AM
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Re: OT: I Dare You
Speaking of Kung Fu, if anyone knows if they're going to be invited to a wedding or a bar mitzbah or something along the lines of those, I dare him/her to sing "Kung Foo Fighting" at a very emotional/important/sentimental time loudly, proudly and without fault.
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