Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours - Page 216

dogscoff · #**2151** January 10th, 2003, 06:23 PM

David Gervais... wtf?

mlmbd · #**2152** January 10th, 2003, 06:35 PM

Poor GT! Poor Rags!

dogscoff, If I was you I would start running. Really, really fast. Not bothering to look back for quite awhile!

Rags; I need an update. I would ask GT, but he seems to be spread a bit thin, at the moment!

mlmbd

Ragnarok · #**2153** January 10th, 2003, 06:39 PM

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Originally posted by mlmbd:

Rags; I need an update. I would ask GT, but he seems to be spread a bit thin, at the moment!

mlmbd

Umm, update one what exactly? My mind isn't exactly working properly this morning so you'll have to forgive me if it's something obvious.

Growltigger · #**2154** January 10th, 2003, 06:40 PM

David Gervais, you are as unhinged as the Bolivian navy on maneuvres in the South pacific, Rags, stop whining and be a man, you are obviously one of the world's natural victims...

Now can you two do the decent thing and help me find my internal organs and more importantly, my testicles

PS David Gervais, the reason my signature is "ook ook ook ook" is that I went to Sabah in Borneo in August/September Last year and went to the rehabilitation centre for orang-utangs at Sepilok. They said "ook ook ook" quite a lot and I thought it was one of the most sensible things I had heard for ages... especially after being in Japan for the World Cup and I didn't hear too much sensible then (other than yelling "Enggguuulllaaaannnddd Engggaaaluuundnnndd" at the top of my voice and scremaing "1 nil to the Enguuulllaaannnnddd" at any Argentinians who were nearby

[ January 10, 2003, 16:42: Message edited by: growltigger ]

mlmbd · #**2155** January 10th, 2003, 06:50 PM

Rags, an update about what all happened outside "The Cantina". I never listen to rumors.

GT, Your Lordship, Sir; I found your testies, heart, both lungs and your heart. That should be enough to reconstruct your fomer self!

The Bolivian Navy, do you think they would employ him?

mlmbd

Growltigger · #**2156** January 10th, 2003, 07:05 PM

Mlmbd, many thanks indeed for the return of my most tender parts, have any drink free on the house...

In the name of good taste, image on screen changes briefly to a nice relaxing picture of a vase of tulips why Growltigga reconstructs himself...

Back to the cantina, mlmbd, I have no idea if the Bolivian navy would employ him but the point stands that David Gervais is obviously as stable as a balloon in a hurricane.....

Now, as the, ahem, crown jewels are back in their rightful place, and as I am armoured to the hilt and clutching my fully loaded red hot poker hand cannon, where is that wretched poo eating Dogscoff?????

Actually, I need target practice first, where is Rags when you need him?

Ragnarok · #**2157** January 10th, 2003, 07:39 PM

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Originally posted by growltigger:
Actually, I need target practice first, where is Rags when you need him?

I am over there. *Rags points at a Rags lookalike*

While GT is walking (well attempting to walk, his southern region is still in pain I'm sure) towards the fake Rags, the real Rags sneaks out the door and steps behind a acme...shoot can't think of what they are called, those things you push down and and make things go boom...
Rags presses down on it and just as GT gets to the fake Rags it explodes. Rags is laughing his butt off in there as he saw GT blow up for the second time in less then 24 hours.
After which he realizes that GT has formed back to himself rather quickly this time. Rags gets a look of horror on his face as GT is walking towards the real him in a terminator fashion.
"GT, it was all fun and games man. Like a friendly pat on the back ya know?"
Rags is beginning to cry now as he knows he is about to recieve a major butt whooping from the great GT.
But then Rags pulls out his portable testicle regeneration device and shows it to GT.
"Look at this Tigga, it regenerates your testicles to the point like they were brand spanking new. Just push this button and presto, you'll be back to the way you were before Dogscoff blew you up."
Tigga thinks on it for a minute then he decides what the heck. So he presses on the button and sure enough. He is back to new. He thanks Rags and he walks away in search of Dogscoff to get his revenge.

Timstone · #**2158** January 10th, 2003, 08:10 PM

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Originally posted by growltigger:
...a vase of tulips...

How Dutch, nice.

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Originally posted by Ragnarok:
his southern region...

That would be his nothern region for us at the other side of the equator. Really, I say you people live on the wrong side of the equator. But that's only good for two things, it keeps the rifraf seperated from the better people and ohterwise our precious Earth would turn upside down and we allw ould be living on the wrong side of the line.

mottlee · #**2159** January 10th, 2003, 08:29 PM

LOL Rags....this place Kills me

put the knife down!

David E. Gervais · #**2160** January 10th, 2003, 09:09 PM

Gt, fyi, I have a most excellent and beautiful brain. In fact it was a 'special' order from mensa. (it is the deluxe model with an IQ of 186 Cat#11010011 they called it the dotdashdashdot model, or was that the dashdotdotdash model?) My only problem, is when I got the order, the goofs at mensa forgot to include the instruction manual. Actually,..(I strain my brain to it's limit..) I think they omitted the manual for their own protection!

I'm not worried, it's not the first time I use something without reading the manual! And thanks to you good people here in the forums, I'm finding a multitude of new uses for my brain!

Thanks, and Cheers!