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We interrupt our broadcast of “The Wizard of Oz” to bring you this live interview with His Almost Most Highness, His Highly Esteemed Corpulence, Graham Grassbahl, on the progress of the peacekeeping mission to counter the Caelum War of Aggression. We at Central Ulm National News Incorporated Network (CUNNIN) are pleased to bring our viewers this late breaking news event.
<Camera switches to a view of His Highly Esteemed Corpulence eating his dinner… a plate of delicious Ulm sour-sugar blintzes.>
“It shocks the conscience that the Fraudulent Caelum Pretender spends so much of his tax dollars squeezed from his oppressed people to fund a fat propaganda machine to spew forth grotesque falsehoods. If you ask me, the international community should strap a diaper to PANTHER’s face to protect US ALL from his slanderous verbal incontinence.”
“PANTHER claims that Caelum is peace-loving. Bah! <belch>
Tell THAT to the swarms of Jotunheim and Arcoscephalen refugees spilling over Ulms boarders! That mad pretender lacks all compassion or appreciation for the consequences of his horrid actions. It’s as if the ghost king lacks any love of life… and views US ALL as tender morsels to feed his repugnant appetite for POWER….”
<Grassbahl stabs a juicy blintz with this fork, slicing it in half with his knife… a hungry glimmer shines in his eyes. He tries to repress a deep belch
and then pops half of “his kill” into his mouth>
<Speaking with his mouth full> “It’s DISGUSTING how the aggressive magical garbage [Caelum] lies with his mouth while his hands further pollute all that is dear to all peace-loving dominions…. You there…. Bring me more wine….”
“Yes, sir…” responds a waiter.
“And fetch me another platter of blintzes, but be sure they’re FRESH!” <Belch>
“Yes, sir…”
And now back to our program.
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