Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours

[dogscoff]

*The undead Dogscoff has found the drink left for him by Taz, and has lifted it into the air, trying to figure out exactly how to drink it without a body. As Mlmbd's appropriately convoluted and blood-drenched ritual draws to a close, the spirit of Dogscoff is suddenly pulled into the oven that was central to the proceedings, and he immediately awakes in a living, human form. He quickly checks that his tackle is all there (despite Primitive's curse- I guess that's what the second goat was for) and then realises that he's in an oven and that it's bloody hot. He leaps out of the oven and runs to the bar, neatly catching the drink that his own spirit-form had just dropped from the ceiling. He downs half the drink, then pours the rest over his head to extinguish any smouldering bits.

*Dogscoff immediately thanks Mlmbd by buying him a drink from each and every pump, barrel and bottle behind the bar. He lines them all up in front of the master of voodoo barbeque and sits down to order himself a snack.

[ March 06, 2003, 10:06: Message edited by: dogscoff ]

[Atrocities]

Just a little game of guess who said this:

"I have never advocated war except as a means of peace."

[Gryphin]

Without checking the web I'd say
Kissenger or Rossevelt
Most likely I'm wrong

[Ragnarok]

I thought long and hard on that one Atrocities, at first I was thinking Rossevelt, then that changed to Lincoln.
So I gave up and cheated. I searched for it. I won't say who it was for the others that want to guess.

Drinks on me everyone.

[Growltigger]

awww do tell Rags, do tell

Rags is pinned to the floor by 4 FBW's and a multitude of vodka, whisky, beer, guiness and babycham is poured down his throat

[primitive]

Originally posted by growltigger:
Hmmm, dunno really Atrocities, without cheating and searching the web, it does sound possibly Napoleonic but what also makes me think is Primitive's sig which says something like "fighting for peace is like humping for virginity"

Ehh,
I belive what the dead presidents quote (okay, I cheated) says is exactly the opposite of what my sig is supposed to say.

[Growltigger]

Growltigga, seeing that Primitive has surfaced from the upstairs room where he has been, ahem, getting clean, pulls the lever marked "doggy doo dropper" and watches in minor hysterics as a large steaming globulous dollop of Fido's finest drops from the ceiling and lands on Primitive's head......

[primitive]

A tired primitive hits the showers once more. This time with a new bunch of sexy clones including two Naomi Campbell, one Gisele Bundchen and a Jennifer Connelly.
This snot/pie/doody throwing is gonna wear him down in no time.

[Growltigger]

Poor old Primitive gets into the shower with his supergirlies, and smiles as the leiderhosen clad Bavarian shower assistant hands him his towel and bottle of extra virgin olive oil to smear on Primitive's nancy boy muscles.

"hang on" says the overmuscled ferret-felching Norwegian as he turns on the shower tap, "since when has the cantina had a Bavarian shower assistant????"

He screams as the deluge of rotten sauerkraut shoots out of the faucet, howls as the rancid cabbage juice squirts out of the overflow, gibbers as the flat lager spits out from the nozzle and trembles in fear at the large bratwurst that assaults him from behind via the plughole....

Needless to say, the supergirlies run screaming out of the shower and throw themselves on Dogscoff in terror

Note to self: damn, am I good at this creative writing cartoon violence or what... the next theme is going to be Morocco

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by growltigger:
awww do tell Rags, do tell

Rags is pinned to the floor by 4 FBW's and a multitude of vodka, whisky, beer, guiness and babycham is poured down his throat

*Rags is pinned to the floor by the 4 FBW's while a multitude of vodka, whisky, beer, guiness, and babycham is poured down his throat with GT standing above his body laughing like Dr. Evil. Rags just can't take it any more, (althought, having 4 FBW's pin you down isn't half bad. ) and he proceeds to tell GT: "Ok, ok, I'll tell! It was; Ulysses Simpson Grant

18th United States President
Terms of Office: 1869-1877

* His real name was Hiram U. Grant.
* He aspired to be a farmer or a down-the-river trader.
* He graduated from West Point in 1843.
* As president, he was stopped and cited for speeding and forced to pay a $20 fine for riding his horse too fast.
* He was the first president whose administration was marked by major scandal.
* He was the first president whose parents were both alive when he was inaugurated.
* He smoked an average of 20 cigars daily.
* He was the first president born in Ohio."

Rags is still choking from the great amount of drinks poured down his throat and he continues, "That is all I know, I swear. Now can I go please?"