Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours - Page 277

Growltigger · #**2761** March 12th, 2003, 04:30 PM

"Wooooo Woooooo" I am a ghosty, you cant see me, "Wooooo Wooooooo"

Growltigga has a cunning plan, if he is going to be a ghost, he might as well be a ghost of Ali G

"Aiiiiiiii Aiiiiiiiiiii I is de spooky gangsta spectre, aiiiii selectaaaaaaa boyakashaaaaaaa

Respect for da Supernatural Massive

Aiiiiiiii"

[ March 12, 2003, 14:43: Message edited by: growltigger ]

mlmbd · #**2762** March 12th, 2003, 04:39 PM

GT, I am a Shaman. I not only can see you. I can talk to you and resurrect you, if I decide to. The Supernatural does not negatively effect me! And, if put a sheet on, everyone will be able to see you!

mlmbd

Growltigger · #**2763** March 12th, 2003, 04:48 PM

The cantina goes quiet. A small troop of Gregorean monks shuffles in through the swing doors and proceeds to sing a paen to the glory of GT whilst he was alive.

The FBW's, all dressed in black leather catsuits and veils, are sobbing. Barry is howling outside the cantina, the Byzantine horde of mongooses is chittering in sadness, Abdul and the Berber horde are wailing and a gnashing their teeth. The cast of Friends have stopped acting like pillocks for once and are looking solemn.

A priest turns up.

"We are gathered here today to mourn the passing of one of the most dynamic, wonderful, caring and beautiful people ever to have graced this universe. Poor Growltigga was foully murdered by that wretch Dogscoff but fear ye not, although he is dead, has shuffled off this mortal coil, has passed away, has popped his clogs and has gone to ponder on the infinite, he will live long in our memories....."

End funeral, a solicitor now turns up.

"Ahem, time to read the will"

Stone Mill · #**2764** March 12th, 2003, 04:54 PM

Holy Goodness! Are there any laws around here? That is two kills for Dogscoff, and no one batted an eye!

I'm sure glad I'm already dead in the honorable manner of choking to death on my own vomit on the toilet due to a drug overdose.

I hope Gt was nice enough to leave his pelt to Primitive.

David E. Gervais · #**2765** March 12th, 2003, 05:05 PM

..I slowly wake up with a raging headache... sso who wasth sthat sthat bonked me on my head? thay, waith a minuth sinth when do I thpeek withs a lissp? omg I hop thissh ishant permaneth,.. and my eyeth are crothed too! dogscoth you're lucky I'm sseeing ssthree of you righth now, when I figure witsh one ish the real you better hope thish lissp issn't permaneth!

btw: if you know what a frothen potato colliding wisth a coconut ssoundth like you have way thoo much thspare time on your handsth!

[ March 12, 2003, 15:14: Message edited by: David E. Gervais ]

mlmbd · #**2766** March 12th, 2003, 05:17 PM

The 'Will'! This should be good!

David, nice mustache!

mlmbd

Taz-in-Space · #**2767** March 12th, 2003, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Taz, filler up for the Mottlee

Sure thing! Here's a extra-large frosted mug brimming with malted goodness!!

(I'm kinda curious to see Mottlee drink, after all we can SEE his, umm, inner self!)

Drink up, Mottlee!

...Taz wanders over to near where THE BOSS is and whispers: Why don't you sit down over here awhile? Your starting to talk kinda scary, you know? And why are you going see-through?

...Taz urgently signals a few FBW's to help him relax...

[ March 12, 2003, 17:15: Message edited by: Taz-in-Space ]

David E. Gervais · #**2768** March 12th, 2003, 08:49 PM

Question: Is it possible to carry out a conversation without the use of multiple sylable words?

For example... (to rewrite the above question!)

Say What?: can a man take part in a trade of words the are made up of just one part?

Aloofi · #**2769** March 12th, 2003, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by David E. Gervais:
Question: Is it possible to carry out a conversation without the use of multiple sylable words?

For example... (to rewrite the above question!)

Say What?: can a man take part in a trade of words the are made up of just one part?

You definitively have a lot of time in your hands...

If I change "definitively" for "sure" it would be in your game.

Raging Deadstar · #**2770** March 12th, 2003, 09:11 PM

*The wind blows solemnly as the coffin of growltigga is taken out of the cantina, carried by the byzantine hordes, covered in a kingly tiger striped fur (hopefully not his own!) The Fbw's trail behind the coffin crying for their fallen master, not an ounce of flesh on show all hidden under black dresses, Mac is obviously more depressed as usual. Ragnarok contemplates life without the fear of the red hot poker cannon (which lays loaded and gliting in the cloud hidden sunlight on top of the coffin), Primitive is wondering whatever happened to Growltiggas pelt and Mlmbd is looking through a big book, probably for a curse to put on dogscoff. Barry howls every few minutes and RD stands there with a shovel (grave digging and filling in is just an occupation of mine) and wonders what the cantina will come to. Meanwhile dogscoff is drinking away his sorrows...*

*The Last thing dogscoff remembers, apart from the time he tried to teach that foreign FBW circle the wagon and ended up locked in the hallway with only a jesters hat from aparty festival to cover his manhood, is the whoosh of air and a metallic clang as he falls off the barstool.*

"Thats for making me wear 80's spandex that time!" Notes Raging Deadstar and begins to walk away, maybe he should have been nicer to dogscoff, after all he did save RD from getting chased by Growltigga and placed himself top upon GT's List of those that have revenge coming to them list! But then again the cartoon violence will never be the same without his lordship!

*RD buys an apple juice and puts a tip in the Growltigga memorial fund, before joining the party outside and waits in anticipation (mostly fear as well) of what GT's will, will bestow upon them*