MP: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]

[parone]

it's funny shard. my guys wade through waves of iron, just about get to you, then flee. i can't say i blame them. of course, the tomb chariots keep coming, but i need to deploy them 700 at a time, and that has become problematic in my reduced condition.

on the plus side, i set a new record for summoning dead pretenders in this game(i think i did it 3 times)

[revenant2]

Originally Posted by Legendary League

Going have to give myself a postponement (since my laptop is refusing to reboot and has been in startup repair for 24 hrs as of now). I can't say for how long, unfortunately, but even if I don't get it fixed, I'll eventually get ahold of a laptop I can download Dom3 on again and convert that and any necessary files onto a flashdrive.

Bone Daddy could always use more time to work on his evil plans, so take as much time as you need.

[parone]

bone daddy! as i am now in charge of the coalition, i order you from my bunker which is surrounded my ulmish zmeys and priests and what not to...to...to...make me an omelete!

[parone]

abysia, i mean hooley. whatever. lazarus, the usually dead pretender, orders you to toast me some marshmellows!

[revenant2]

Originally Posted by parone

bone daddy! as i am now in charge of the coalition, i order you from my bunker which is surrounded my ulmish zmeys and priests and what not to...to...to...make me an omelete!

Bone Daddy is in his own bunker, surrounded by several hundred ghouls, shade, and other assorted uglies (and a decidedly out-of-place and nervous looking Naiad) and further surrounded by a concentric ring of fortresses in a barren, lifeless wasteland that stretches hundreds of miles in every direction. We're not going anywhere -- especially with Bone Daddy's fishing injury slowing him down, which he got after he was eaten by a fish in Skyfall lake.

We'd mail you an omelet, but we don't have any eggs -- or postman for that matter (we ate the last one awhile back). We have some left-over monkey hair, which can be boiled if you don't mind the smell although it doesn't go down real easy -- and this is coming from someone who doesn't have a nose and thinks eating half-rotten corpses is a delicacy.

[parone]

very well. send me some monkey hands. and also some spokes for my chariots. i demand that one of my sauromancers design a jet bomber that can traverse the atlantic...eva, bring me some more low grade amphetamines! hurry

[revenant2]

Originally Posted by parone

very well. send me some monkey hands. and also some spokes for my chariots. i demand that one of my sauromancers design a jet bomber that can traverse the atlantic...eva, bring me some more low grade amphetamines! hurry

Bone Daddy has a spoke right here for you.

[parone]

lol

[Russian_Comrade]

You need to demand an all-out assault from your generals. Than you need to shout on them. Loudly.

[Shardphoenix]

Originally Posted by Russian_Comrade

You need to demand an all-out assault from your generals. Than you need to shout on them. Loudly.

I thought, lizards don`t have a moustache?