Jokes and Riddles Centre - Page 29

Wardad · #**281** August 26th, 2003, 09:24 PM

Internet Addiction Test:

http://www.fuali.com/default.aspx?id=102

deccan · #**282** August 27th, 2003, 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by geoschmo:
The president question I misread as ex-Presidents so I didn't count GHWB. Although their answer of 6 is wrong as well. Did this quiz come out before Nixon died or something? Bush II, Clinton, Bush I, Reagan, Ford. That should be 5 no?

Carter?

Loser · #**283** August 27th, 2003, 01:49 AM

Yep. Carter. You may like to forget about him, old man, but we just won't let you.

narf poit chez BOOM · #**284** August 27th, 2003, 02:42 AM

Kamog · #**285** August 27th, 2003, 02:55 AM

I got 30%.

I was surprised by the question about "All your base are belong to us". Yeah, I can complete the sentence because I saw it in the name change thread. But I thought that it was something Tesco created; I had no idea it was so widespread. I still don't know how this phrase originated or what it means!

Loser · #**286** August 27th, 2003, 02:55 AM

I am 43% Internet Addict

I could go either way. Deep into the madness of nights filled with coding CGI-Scripts and Online role playing games, or I could become a normal user. Good luck!

Wow... that worked.

Ed Kolis · #**287** August 27th, 2003, 05:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kamog:
I got 30%.

I was surprised by the question about "All your base are belong to us". Yeah, I can complete the sentence because I saw it in the name change thread. But I thought that it was something Tesco created; I had no idea it was so widespread. I still don't know how this phrase originated or what it means!

It means "All your base are belong to us"!

Seriously though, it's from a Sega Genesis game called "Zero Wing", and I guess it means something like "We have taken over all of your bases". The whole dialogue goes something like this:

Officer: Sir! We receive message!
Captain: Main screen on!
CATS (the mysterious evil cyborg guy; no idea where his name comes from): Good morning gentlemen. How are you today. All your base are belong to us.
Captain: What you say!
CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Officer: They have set us up the bomb!
Captain: Take off every "zig"
Officer: Launch "zig"
Captain: For great justice!

And then the game starts and you fly one of the "zig" (MiiiiiiG's iiiiin Spaaaaace?

) fighters and blow evil stuff up

... I'm only 33% WHAT?!? (beats someone random up with two optical mice tied together as nunchukus

)

Suicide Junkie · #**288** August 27th, 2003, 05:20 AM

39%, in case anyone cared.

Managed to score 100% in one try after doing it for real as above

Is that good or bad?

narf poit chez BOOM · #**289** August 27th, 2003, 09:12 AM

Leave the mice alone!
i decided to see what it would say if i did 100%. i thought it would be funnier.

[ August 27, 2003, 08:13: Message edited by: narf poit chez BOOM ]

Loser · #**290** August 27th, 2003, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ed Kolis:
The whole dialogue goes something like this:

Must correct insignificant inacruacies!
Sorry, can't help myself

In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You !!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
Cats: All your base are belong to us.
Cats: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Cats: HA HA HA HA ....
Captain: Take off every 'zig' !!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'zig'.
Captain: For great justice.

HISTORY AND TIMELINE

That will be all for now.