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August 29th, 2003, 02:28 AM
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Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre
"Abbott and Costello, now they were partners, right? And Abbott was the straight man?"
"Yeah, I think so."
"Well what I want to know, is if two men are partners, why the hell would one of them be STRAIGHT!"
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August 29th, 2003, 02:37 AM
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well, i read the bottom first and some reason camal got stuck in my head instead of kangaroo.
can anyone think of a fruit that starts with L?
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August 29th, 2003, 03:24 AM
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Originally posted by narf poit chez BOOM:
well, i read the bottom first and some reason camal got stuck in my head instead of kangaroo.
can anyone think of a fruit that starts with L?
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Lime.
I'm curious though, what country did you name that starts with a D and ends with a c?
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August 29th, 2003, 06:16 AM
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Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre
Lemon starts with L too.
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August 29th, 2003, 06:19 AM
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I'm curious though, what country did you name that starts with a D and ends with a c?
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August 29th, 2003, 08:27 AM
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no, i mutated denmark. consiously. i'm really tired today.
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August 29th, 2003, 09:15 AM
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Does any one have a link to the 200 + ways to tell if your addicted to SEIV?
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August 29th, 2003, 09:27 AM
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Does any one have a link to the 200 + ways to tell if your addicted to SEIV?
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It was easy enough to find: link
Interestingly, I also found an earlier Version: link
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August 29th, 2003, 12:17 PM
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Got this from the latest copy of the Dilbert Newsletter:
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I noticed there are a lot of specialty airlines these days. For example, Hooters has its own airline targeted at horny men, and Virgin has an airline targeted at virgins. My idea is to start Atheist Airlines, targeted at non-believers who want to avoid security delays.
At Atheist Air, prior to boarding, passengers would be required to spout blasphemous remarks at a display of artifacts from all the major religions. This effectively weeds out anyone who has a secret plan to meet the Creator in the next few hours. Blasphemers would be allowed to carry-on pickaxes, blowtorches, chainsaws, nun chucks, whatever, under the theory that atheists generally try to avoid hurting other people in any situation where there isn't a clear escape route.
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Thought for the Day
"Life isn't like a box of chocolates.....
it's more like a jar of jalapenos.
What you do today,
might burn your butt tomorrow."
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A woman goes to her doctor, complaining that her husband is 300% impotent.
The doctor says, "I'm not sure I understand what you mean.
She says, Well, the first 100% you can imagine.
In addition, he burned his tongue and broke his finger!"
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