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November 13th, 2004, 08:16 AM
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Re: Evidence That Your A Bad Leader
101. You have never finished a game......ever. Because you always inevitably someone else's game over yours. (I've done this....every time.
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November 13th, 2004, 12:09 PM
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Re: Evidence That Your A Bad Leader
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OK. Funny true story: remember the NGC4 game? Well...in order to save my life I offered Roanon (Primeval) my subjugation. Unfortunately for him I offered the "you become subjugated to me treaty."
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I have considered this on purpose (but only because I consider and analyze all possibilities, including "will my partners fleet coming to help me suddenly attack me"  ) but wouldn't cheat like that  .
102. Built an expensive planet builder and then sent it to a system with no sun. |
November 13th, 2004, 12:33 PM
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Re: Evidence That Your A Bad Leader
103. You think that SEIV is a dull game because it doesn't allow you build even Pub I and Wal-Mart I facilities.
104. You believe that numbers "74% 37% 136%" in the planet window mean the strength of alcohol drinks produced there.
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November 13th, 2004, 01:05 PM
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Re: Evidence That Your A Bad Leader
105. You spend several days starting at your TV, trying to figure out where is the APB channel. ("American Premium Broadcasting")
106. You refuse to cross any wormhole since an AI has told you to "beware of strange wormholes".
107. Likewise, you took the "mineral planets are the best" motto too literally, and only build mineral extractors. You wonder why your two DUC I escorts have been beaten by one hundred APB XII dreadnoughts.
108. You have been crushed by said dreadnoughts, and still wonder at that. You thought these ships were actually called "Dread-nots", and carefully followed this instruction.
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November 13th, 2004, 01:10 PM
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Re: Evidence That Your A Bad Leader
109. You just spend the whole game building star killers then nova every system you see.
110. You NOVA BOMB your allies entire navy by accident (someone did that to me and I was pissed I lost 140 dreadnoughts/superdreadnoughts and about 2000 troops!
111. You declare every thursday "free booze night" for your Empire and are suprised when the enemy suddenly attacks every thursday during happy hour.
112. Your National Anthem is "Shake your Booty" or "Disco Inferno".
113. Your leader's name is Bubbah and your highest level of military technology is "Da Shot Gun"...
114. You run your empire like the Federation of Planets (I.E. you make peace with everyone even after they butcher millions of your people.)
(Edit: I just changed the numbers thats all)
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November 13th, 2004, 01:39 PM
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Re: Evidence That Your A Bad Leader
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104. You believe that numbers "74% 37% 136%" in the planet window means the strength of alcohol drinks produced there.
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Theyre not??????!
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November 14th, 2004, 05:31 AM
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Re: Evidence That Your A Bad Leader
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114. You run your empire like the Federation of Planets (I.E. you make peace with everyone even after they butcher millions of your people.)
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115. You put being friendly and helping potential competitors above the good of your own people.
116. You allow neighbours, and allies, who could turn on you in 10 years free reign through your systems to spy on all your planets and defences.
117. You don't start exterminating every Last religious zealot in a race as soon as you discover them. |
November 14th, 2004, 10:11 AM
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Re: Evidence That Your A Bad Leader
118. You are a religious Zealot with the ability to use the Talisman but never do because it costs to much.
119. You are the Federation of Planets.
120. You believe that it is better to wait 20 turns before you begin colonizing space on the assumption that faster engines, via 20 turns of research, will make you colonize faster thus making up the time you lost. (I have seen it done people)
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November 14th, 2004, 10:31 AM
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Re: Evidence That Your A Bad Leader
121. You forget to bring along some of your own species on every troopship that just traveled 5 turns to get to a planet you plan on conquering because "hey! That's MY atmosphere and it's HUGE!"
123. You forget to scoop up some captive "other Breathers" before jettisoning them out of sheer frustration associated with haveing done 121.
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November 14th, 2004, 10:48 AM
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Re: Evidence That Your A Bad Leader
124. You are lucky enough to be able to capture a planet but find to your displeasure that the people of said planet breath a differant atomsphere than you so you anihilate them and repopulate the planet with your own people using domed colonies. Duhhhhhhhhhhhh
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