320.2! 301.5, 311.3, 65.4

[TerranC]

Originally posted by tbontob:
Lothar, you just don't get it!

She just wants something better!

Once she has the hut in the valley, then she will complain about the friend of her sister whose husband has built a hut with plumbing (a hut on the riverbank ).

Sigh... it is just our lot to suffer and not meet the expectations of our beloved mate.

If we could just meet a lady who can accept us for the barbarians we are...

Takes a edmonton-barbarian to know one.

[tbontob]

Originally posted by Ragnarok:

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Originally posted by tbontob:

If we could just meet a lady who can accept us for the barbarians we are...

HA! What kind of dream world you living in?

I guess there are some out there who accept us for who we are... Isn't there?

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We can all dream can't we?

Like I dream of a nubile young lady who has long legs, a figure that will put an hourglass to shame, 3 foot long flaming red hair, peaches and cream skin, green eyes and features which Helen of Troy would envy AND she has eyes only for me.

With my luck, she would be interested in me, but only as a possible mate for her midget sister who weighs 360 pounds, scraggly, dirty hair,...well you get the picture.

[Stone Mill]

With my luck, she would be interested in me, but only as a possible mate for her midget sister who weighs 360 pounds, scraggly, dirty hair,...well you get the picture.

What?!? Midget sister sound good! She get bonus to Armor Class and Hide in Shadows ability due to small size. Scraggly dirty hair save you many gold pieces at "beauty cave." 360 pounds means she have one MEAN punch! Go for sister!!!

[tbontob]

Originally posted by Stone Mill:

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With my luck, she would be interested in me, but only as a possible mate for her midget sister who weighs 360 pounds, scraggly, dirty hair,...well you get the picture.

What?!? Midget sister sound good! She get bonus to Armor Class and Hide in Shadows ability due to small size. Scraggly dirty hair save you many gold pieces at "beauty cave." 360 pounds means she have one MEAN punch! Go for sister!!!

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He He ======>LOL and ROF

Tell you what, I'll get her and sell her to you!

[tbontob]

I was laughing so hard at Stone Mill's comments that my parrot was echoing my laughter!

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by tbontob:
I was laughing so hard at Stone Mill's comments that my parrot was echoing my laughter!

I'm sure. Those were some pretty good comments. Kudos to Stone Mill. I love the way he was saying stuff too. Just like a true barbarian.

"You tall and skinny, sister short and fat. Me like sister. Take sister! *Grunts*"

I can see Stone Mill saying those exact words.

[Stone Mill]

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Originally posted by tbontob:
I was laughing so hard at Stone Mill's comments that my parrot was echoing my laughter!
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I'm sure. Those were some pretty good comments. Kudos to Stone Mill. I love the way he was saying stuff too. Just like a true barbarian.

"You tall and skinny, sister short and fat. Me like sister. Take sister! *Grunts*"

I can see Stone Mill saying those exact words.

Ha! Thanks guys!

The funny thing was that I WAS saying that stuff out load at work as I was typing! LOL!

Hey... You asked for barbarian... you get barbarian!!!

[tbontob]

Stone Mill you made my day!

They say laughter keeps the doctor away. In this case, he'll probably be away a long time!

[tbontob]

Stonemill, if you say this stuff out loud, how do your co-workers see you?

To let everything hang out is marvelous!

[Ragnarok]

Oh my goodness... To actually picture someone saying those things outloud as they typed them. That is too friggin hilarious! I'm dying just at the thought.