Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours - Page 55

Gryphin · #**541** August 23rd, 2002, 02:45 PM

I hereby withdraw the word, "dude" and substitute the word, "Fat Cat"

Growltigga · #**542** August 23rd, 2002, 03:01 PM

That is a bit personal, I will admit to being feline yes but thanks to my diet and the horrible stomach problems I got after Japan and Korea, I have lost about 35 pounds and now have a physique like a racing snake.

In fact, I am seriously worried that when I hit the beach in my trunks, I am going to have to beat the totty off with a sharp stick! The current Mrs GT has often recently remarked how she is sorry that she is expecting because given my new shape, she would like to have fun practising again.
Hmm, I would rather be fat and feline than being a short sighted line dancer with a manged rodent inhabiting my top lip

Yippee, back to the old days of GT/Gryphin antagonism

[ August 23, 2002, 14:11: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

Gryphin · #**543** August 23rd, 2002, 03:14 PM

I'll save up as may barbs as I cancan.
You wlll have to comb the threds looking for them. Or should I prepare an index?

Will you be posting a picture of the new gue, er you?
I could put it at my web site?
Just trying to be helful.

Crazy_Dog · #**544** August 23rd, 2002, 03:29 PM

The Big Cat pay the Bills ?

The Dogs drink happy !!!

Trajan · #**545** August 23rd, 2002, 03:32 PM

<Trajan steps into the Cantina, after a smokey evening out with the wife, shooting some pool, enjoying several pints of cold Bass Ale and dumping workplace stress.>

Hey! Since Tigga is buying the drinks, I'll have a JW Blue, with a sliver of ice in the glass please.

While I am speaking up...here is a lil' old joke to start the day...

Quote:

A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
"For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"

Cheers!
Trajan

mac5732 · #**546** August 23rd, 2002, 03:59 PM

As Mac reads the large sign over the bar that the Drinks are on the Tiggas tab, he smiles, walks over to the phone at the end of the bar, places a call, hangs up and asks Taz for a large Coors Lite, walks over to the table and reclines.

Short time later, the cantina shakes as a medium sized space cruiser lands in the parking lot. Mac walks out and greets the Phong pilot who in turn gives him the keys. Mac directs him to Taz at the bar where he signs Tiggas Tab, as the pilot walks out he yells at Mac, Hey pal, I hope you enjoy the new "Drinks" class Cruiser you ordered, sure was nice of that Kat to buy you one, it has all the latest upgrades, Mac just smiles, leans back, places his breakfast order with a FBW, opens up the Cantina Post, and mumbles to himself, sure will be quiet around here for the next 2 weeks....

He does note in the Paper however in large headlines, "Sun bathing in the Pacific area will be postponed due to numerous Typhoons and earthquakes in the general area, possibley for the next several weeks, beach bunnies canceling trips due to rains,

have fun GT

just some ideas Mac

Growltigga · #**547** August 23rd, 2002, 04:08 PM

Mac doesn't notice as Growltigga, realising that the incontinent one has stuck a bloody space cruiser on the house tab, sneaks up behind up with his trusty 8 pound titanium alloyed sledge hammer.

With a whoosh of air, the great Kat whallops Mac from behing with said sledge hammer and then sticks the cantina post up Mac's left nostril..

"That'll learn the old' fart' thinks Growltigga, "he always was a lucky pierre"

The forecast is sun sun sun and more bikinis than you can shake your snake at

mac5732 · #**548** August 23rd, 2002, 04:32 PM

As Mac looks around the cornor of the bar, he notices the Tigga utilizing extreme brute force over in the cornor, Mac chuckles to himself as he puts away his handy dandy hologram duplicator key chain. aaahhh these little gizmos sure come in hand when needed, its just a shame that Barry bumped me as I flicked the ole switch, sigh, that bump made me move the hologram over Saxon who was sitting at another table, poor Saxon, I hope he doens't end up with a headache or sinus condition from the Furry Feline, oh well, Mac walks out to his new brand new Drinks class cruiser and orders a wax job for it.

Barry comes out and tells him of a news special on the TV in the cantina. Mac walks in just in time to hear " and in conjunction with all this audacious weather now in the Pacific, it appears that "No Shrek Look a Like" No Tresspassing signs have been posted on all beaches and hotel pools in the Pacific area, From what we understand this was due to numerous phones calls received from some Cantina ..... Beach Bunnies leaving in droves......

just some ideas lol mac

Growltigga · #**549** August 23rd, 2002, 04:36 PM

Mac, check that lump on your head amigo, you should know that hologram prjectors do not work within the confines of the cantina..

Let me see, you will spend the next fortnight eating doughnuts in Ohio, I will be on a beach in the pacific.. I will take my chances on who gets to see the most beach babes

mac5732 · #**550** August 23rd, 2002, 04:54 PM

Mac walks over to the sign over the doorway which reads "No Clones Allowed", looks down and wipes the dust off the fine print at the bottom of the sign which reads "however, hologram duplicaters may be used in conjunction with the format of this cantina

I must agree that the chances of ooggglling at bouncing, bobbing, jiggling, bikini clad beach bunnies in the Pacific far outways the same type of scientific study you would find here in Ohio, so I would would like to request that any ahem, photos etc that you may take or encounter be done in duplicate and sent to The University of B.J.S.B.B.. of which I head the scientific research department. I'm sure that after great study and scrutney that great strides in this area may be accomplished.

enjoy yourself and watch out for typhoons and earthquakes, the Pacific is noted for these types of Party Spoilers....

just some ideas mac

[ August 23, 2002, 15:55: Message edited by: mac5732 ]