Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours - Page 58

mac5732 · #**571** August 25th, 2002, 05:08 AM

Welcome Dumbluck, the lst drink is on the Kat since he made his wishes known before he left for the sun lit beaches, however, I must say that in regards to the Fluffy Bunnies, I ahem, think you should look into obtaining glasses as I don't believe they are little furry bunny rodents, at least not the Last time I saw them

however, anything is possible here in the cantina, and to each his own. May you enjoy your stay, but be warned of Cartoon Mayhem, violence and other tom foolery within the confines, the patio and the parking lot...

PS. watch out for the Rose Bushes.......Oh and be sure to fill out the form to start a Tab..

just some ideas mac

Taz-in-Space · #**572** August 25th, 2002, 05:03 PM

Gryphin, I have moved those drinks onto GT's tab.

Did anybody notice that Ragnarok somehow managed to kick that Bill Gates clone after he got shot by the clone detector?

Dumbluck, welcome to the cantina. Drinks are on GT,(no NOT literaly)at least until he get back. I'll have Barry the T-rex look after your cruiser til you get back.

Your tab application will be ready for your signature when you return. Standard form with 600 pages of really small print - in triplicate!

Tesco, watch out for the clone detector. (how the H did you not get zapped? are you triplets?)
And get out from behind the bar!!! (When the Kat's away the Tesco's will play I guess

)

Umm, Raging Deadstar, about those boxes of drinks I glimsed in your Dreadnought...

[ August 25, 2002, 16:04: Message edited by: Taz-in-Space ]

Ragnarok · #**573** August 26th, 2002, 06:03 AM

Ummm, who cares if I kicked good ole Bill after he was shot. At least I got to kick him right?!

ManOfWar · #**574** August 26th, 2002, 10:36 AM

Hello again.

Trajan · #**575** August 26th, 2002, 03:28 PM

Trajan parks his high-speed Corvette with the pleather seats and furry dash outside the cantina. Tossing a few dollars into Barry's tip jar, he walks into the cantina and strolls up to the bar, grabs a stool and orders his morning brew.

"Taz, can I have a hot double-shot espresso please....I have some serious waking up to do this morning!".

Looking around, Trajan, notes that there are some FBW's discussing their Dumbluck encounter, and wondering why someone would run away so fast from something so lovely as the FBW's.

Cheers!
Trajan

mac5732 · #**576** August 26th, 2002, 04:27 PM

After finishing his non caleric breakfast of bacon, eggs, toast and juice in the cantina,, he walks out to his Drinks class CA, complements of good ole GT

, and has Barry help him carry some crates over to the side windows of the cantina. He tips Barry with a Bill Gates clone that he found laying around on the floor near the front door, then proceeds to plant some new, improved Rose Bushes outside all the windows of the cantina, these are new improved Versions with longer ripping, tearing thorns. As he is planting the new Gryphin Traps, he hears a horrendous, blood curling screeching coming from within the cantina, putting his hands over his ears he looks thru a window trying to locate this most high pitched wailing, which sounds like someone who is being taught the proper ways to torture someone on the Rack. As he looks into the cantina, he notices everyone with their hands over their ears or with Ear protectors on, he scanns the rooms and finaly finds the source of this most atrocious racket, its Tesco singing behind the bar.... Taz, if your going to let the Tesco help behind the bar, please do something about his singing, at least see if Barry can give him some pointers or voice lessons...

an ear covering Mac

tesco samoa · #**577** August 26th, 2002, 05:17 PM

Tesco is just tending bar... Not helping....

Raging Deadstar · #**578** August 26th, 2002, 10:53 PM

Raging Deadstar walks over to taz needing a great explanation for the drinks he got off tiggas tab.
"Well ummm I'm going to mix them together and try and make a brand new drink for Tigga to market, buy a brewery and pump out more great beverages for the cantina!"

Taz looks unimpressed....

*Hands Taz a contract* "Oh please fill this in Taz, it means all experiments must be tested by you for taste and quality, plus i'm sure we could through in some free drinks as well to persuade you!

"

Will taz accept????? its free drink ain't it

dogscoff · #**579** August 26th, 2002, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Did anybody notice that Ragnarok somehow managed to kick that Bill Gates clone after he got shot by the clone detector?

Actually I can explain that. After retaking my job at Tigg-Scoff PLC, I took the liberty of having an experimental new leisure device installed at the Cantina for some field testing.

It's a "kick-o-matic stress relief Gates clone." I had to reconfigure the GHB sensors to ignore it (after several satisfying but messy mistakes) but now it works just fine. He's tethered up by the door, so just give him a kick for free on your way in, that's what he's there for.

Anyone who has just experienced a catastrophic windows meltdown and/or re-install can pay 10 minerals for a five-minute beating-the-living-sh1t-out-of-him session.

I predict that this new innovation will double the company's profits inside of a month=-)

[ August 27, 2002, 10:01: Message edited by: dogscoff ]

Crazy_Dog · #**580** August 27th, 2002, 01:32 AM

Crazy_Dog pay 1.000 minerals for use the device for a looong time

[ August 27, 2002, 00:32: Message edited by: Crazy_Dog ]