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January 27th, 2005, 07:34 PM
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Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
If you arrival in a new star system prompts a biblical exodus of all life to another unvierse
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January 27th, 2005, 10:48 PM
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Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
If when you eat it brings fear to your enemies.
You are addressed as Sir Fat ***
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January 27th, 2005, 11:01 PM
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Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
If when you cut a thunderous fart the entire galaxy shakes.
If your lunch menu consists of 3 planets 2 moons and an asteroid.
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When life gives you lemons take them and squeeze them in life's eye until it gives you the oranges you asked for!
"If men build things to look like our penis such as towers and ships does that mean female achitects represent women having penis envy?"
A line that made me chuckle, I can't remember where I heard it I just know it made me laugh.
"I'm not really a slapper....I mainly punch and gouge."
Tammy Lee my kung fu instructor/sifu's daughter when asked if she ever slapped a boy for saying something nasty to her.
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January 27th, 2005, 11:05 PM
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Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
People without donuts are so bitter - Garfield
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If I only could remember half the things I'd forgot, that would be a lot of stuff, I think - I don't know; I forgot!
A* E* Se! Gd! $-- C-^- Ai** M-- S? Ss---- RA Pw? Fq Bb++@ Tcp? L++++
Some of my webcomics. I've got 400+ webcomics at Last count, some dead.
Sig updated to remove non-working links.
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January 27th, 2005, 11:20 PM
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Shrapnel Fanatic
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Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
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StrategiaInUltima said:
TP?
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If you are addressed as "Your Hungriest"
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ROTFLMAO
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TP = Toilet Paper.
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January 27th, 2005, 11:21 PM
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Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
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If you arrival in a new star system prompts a biblical exodus of all life to another unvierse
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ROFLMAO - Very funny. LOL! I really like this one. Should also be a bumper sticker.
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January 28th, 2005, 08:48 AM
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Major General
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Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
You see a Ringworld and do your Homer routine (Ooh, donuts! Scrunch scrunch.)
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O'Neill: I have something I want to confess you. The name's not Kirk. It's Skywalker. Luke Skywalker.
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January 28th, 2005, 04:05 PM
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Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
AT, with regard to your first post... I've just head on the news: Two girls are sueing McDonalds for making them fat.
Hmm... I wonder if they play SEIV, I wonder if they read this post?
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O'Neill: I have something I want to confess you. The name's not Kirk. It's Skywalker. Luke Skywalker.
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February 3rd, 2005, 11:46 AM
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Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
One month later, you outweigh your own BattleMoon.
Another month later, you outweigh your own Command Carrier. (25MT)
And another month later, you outweigh your own Sphereworld.
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O'Neill: I have something I want to confess you. The name's not Kirk. It's Skywalker. Luke Skywalker.
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February 3rd, 2005, 04:25 PM
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Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
I was watching Fox news yestarday and they had an add about what lawyers are trying to do. It was an anti lawyer - fat lawsuite comerical and it gave a web page to go to. I do not remember the name. The fat content in my diet has altered my memorie so I am going to hire a lawyer and sue the fast food industry for making fat and stupid. 
(I predicted that this would happen back in the 90's. I will predict more, but I do not want to give any one my ideas.  )
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