War is Hell 3 - Running

[Meglobob]

Very unlucky in my starting positions lately!

Right next door to Lanka who has a W9S9N9 bless on his sacred demons!

A Lanka who intends to eat the ignorant savages of Ulm for breakfast. Cheap forging for the rest of the game, should any other neighbour of Lanka care to help me out!

[Squirrelloid]

Originally Posted by Meglobob

A Lanka who intends to eat the ignorant savages of Ulm for breakfast. Cheap forging for the rest of the game, should any other neighbour of Lanka care to help me out!

Lanka is hungry. Please bring more [s]victims[/s] food.

Edit: Sigh, no strikethrough command?

[AdmiralZhao]

Any tipss on where all of thiss iss happening? For ssome reasson C'tis never learned to build sscoutss.

[Squirrelloid]

Lanka has no other neighbors, you'll just have to wait your turn

[Meglobob]

Originally Posted by AdmiralZhao

Any tipss on where all of thiss iss happening? For ssome reasson C'tis never learned to build sscoutss.

The deep south, on the right side of where the lake curves around. Lanka owns P26 & P6.

Its likely poor Ulm is doomed vs those demonic monkeys but by attacking me early Lanka has blunted his early expansion, which should cost Lanka later on. Also his scales must be terrible, which will slowly destroy him over the many years of the dominion war. Probably expand or a slow death for Lanka!

All other nations in the area should start organising an alliance to destroy him or face being next on the demonic monkey menu!

[Squirrelloid]

Originally Posted by Meglobob

The deep south, on the right side of where the lake curves around. Lanka owns P26 & P6.

Its likely poor Ulm is doomed vs those demonic monkeys but by attacking me early Lanka has blunted his early expansion, which should cost Lanka later on. Also his scales must be terrible, which will slowly destroy him over the many years of the dominion war. Probably expand or a slow death for Lanka!

All other nations in the area should start organising an alliance to destroy him or face being next on the demonic monkey menu!

[sarcasm]Yes, Lanka is so scary that all other nations should ally to destroy him. Look at that score graph lead! No one could possibly ever counter blessed monkeys![/sarcasm]

Oh yeah, Ulm is just bitter because i rejected his offer for peace. So sorry. Lanka is more than willing to consider diplomatic relationships with nations whose capitol locations don't immediately stunt our growth. Ie, just about anyone else.

[AdmiralZhao]

If you promisse to never build anything but bassic monkeyss then we promisse to not be afraid of you. ~~

C'tis for one will not let Ulm'ss brave sstruggle be for nothing. We hereby declare war upon the Lankan menace. Expect our forcess to arrive sshortly.

Alsso, Pataja, could you turn on your private messssagess? I'd like to be able to communicate with you through the forumss rather than waiting a month for a messssage to arrive.

[Meglobob]

Originally Posted by AdmiralZhao

C'tis for one will not let Ulm'ss brave sstruggle be for nothing. We hereby declare war upon the Lankan menace. Expect our forcess to arrive sshortly.

C'tis is truely one of the most wise and noble nations in the world!

The demonic monkeys are now camped outside of Ulm's great walls, feasting upon the brave hundred who tried to prevent the siege. In three to four months the walls will fall and Ulm will cease to be. Probably only to remembered for being the first to bring word of the demonic monkey menace...

[Squirrelloid]

Ah C'tis, quite foolish of you. Well, Lanka is hungry, and I can make monkeys faster than you can kill them this early in the game. So by all means, feed my armies for me. Ulmish peasants are tasty, lets see how lizards taste.

(Seriously C'tis, last chance for peace. Or you can follow Ulm into oblivion. I will not offer again).

[Patataj]

AdmiralZhao: I turned PM on (didn't know they were off by default).
Also, sorry for that affliction on your pretender (didn't know you wanted to attack that province).