Forum Chat Bar & Grill - Page 62

NullAshton · #**611** March 1st, 2005, 11:41 PM

Good. *tosses a bunch of flaming brimstone down to Renegade.*

Power Man · #**612** March 9th, 2005, 06:44 PM

The quiet scene is broken by a heavy throbbing sound. An immense star ship descends and lands in the parking lot.
A hatch opens and from it comes our Hero Power Man (TA DAAAA !!) .
He looks around at the empty landscape and exclaims "WERE IS EVERYONE ??? I had a devil of a time finding this place.
I mean it's dropped to PAGE 4."

But Now that I did find the place I want to invite everyone in for celebrate the fact that my empire has gone over 1 trillion in population. I also have just colonized my 7th Sphere World. So for the next day, or until the food is gone, LETS PARTY !!"

Several large hatches open in the ship, from them come a stream of cargo droids loaded with every type of food and drink.

Power Man leads them into the Bar. He wakes up the few people that appear to be sleeping. Hay Everybody FREE FOOD AND DRINK!!!

From yet other hatches several Divisions of large Heavy Troop Droids appear. They spread out and form a defensive boarder around the Bar & Grill. Supporting them are several large ACME Catapults these are armed with what appear to be large weights. Each weight has the ACME logo and a large 1T on their sides.

Yes these are the famed "One Ton Wanton Destruction Catapults"

Puke · #**613** March 9th, 2005, 08:29 PM

puke finishes off his spaten and, propelled across the room by pseudopods, leaps into a crate of Powerman's pistacio nuts and begins to absorb them through osmosis.

Renegade 13 · #**614** March 9th, 2005, 10:37 PM

Renegade 13 materializes from the shadows, wraithlike as always. Descending to Power Man's ship, he looks around for the beer.

mac5732 · #**615** March 10th, 2005, 01:27 AM

Did someone say free food and brewskis? I'm in, oh ya, The old one mozies over to his usual cornor table and puts in his order.. He opens up the new brewski listings, and ponders as to which tasty, mouth watering, soul filling, decanters he shall order, he also notices the FBWs new skimpy outfits

NullAshton · #**616** March 10th, 2005, 09:32 AM

Have your fun while it lasts.

MUUWAAHAAHAA!!!

mac5732 · #**617** March 10th, 2005, 01:36 PM

ah N.A. how little you know of us here in the old cantina,,,, you see we never worry, nor shake rattle and row, as this location is insured, watched over, and protected by his dreadful Furry Highness, the one and only GrowlTigga. his red hot poker should not be taken lightly nor his flesh eating killer mongooses. Oh ye of little faith and starch, beware, and remember, Its not nice to tittle with a GrowlTigga.

or to mess with an old Geezer's Brewskis..

In addition, when we can pry him away from his extra curricular activities, we have " The Gryphin" and his Circle the Wagons and "The Gryphin Position", neither of which can be discussed in open forum due to its.... well,,, lets just leave it at that ..

Suicide Junkie · #**618** March 10th, 2005, 01:47 PM

SuicideJunkie narrowly avoids a pesky null-planet as he crash-lands his ship in the parking lot. As a cargo droid passes, carrying an oversized tub of cherry ice cream, SJ dives in.

NullAshton · #**619** March 10th, 2005, 02:29 PM

Soon, Bar Wars II will start. Prepare yourself!

Strategia_In_Ultima · #**620** March 10th, 2005, 04:09 PM

The joint forces of the Won-Ton Hut will crush you all. We've decided on the command position (which wasn't easy, as you can read in the last 50 or 75 or so posts in the Won-Ton). Soon, we will be ready to attack.....

SJ is there still any chance of getting you over to our side if we offer you free helpings of the best ice-cream in all the dimensions at the Won-Ton?