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Power Man · #61 January 8th, 2004, 11:11 PM

The patrons at the Bar and Grill don't have to wait too long. The "M" word has been spoken!!

Suddenly a large brown cloud forms over Renegade 13's head. A strong earthy smell fills the bar.

The cloud descends and covers Renegade 13. Suddenly he is covered with many small growths that well up from every part of his body. Within seconds he is covered in many different types of MUSHer -- FUNGUS.

Yes folks there is a Fungus amongst Us.

Renegade 13 starts running around the Bar screaming for help, and flinging bits if "stuff" everywhere.
Taz, seeing a chance to help out, and restock his food stuffs, knocks Renegade to the floor, grabs a large knife and starts cutting away the various growths.

Taz says, "These will go great with fried Tribble wings. I will keep the funny looking "magic" Musher-- Fungus ones for later experimentation."

Finally Taz splashes several rounds of Jack Daniels over Renegade.
Taz says, "There that ought to kill off the rest of the spores."

Renegade staggers toward the Rest room to wash up and get rid of his strong bozzie/earthy smell and flush the Last bits of "stuff" off his body.

Hi Folks. I just thought I would stop in for a quick bite and Pun er Run.

Taz I would like some Tribble Wings with Saut�ed Fungus (non magic Please)

Cipher7071 · #62 January 9th, 2004, 01:22 AM

In the meantime, back in the bottle...

"Yow!!!....raggin', fraggin', paracotta, slaughta' on a farin' corin', slackin' man a".....screams the pirate as he's thrown into the sea of ale...splooooosh. He swims to the boat, scrambles on board, and glances furtively around...

"Great horny toads!! Wait'll I lay my hands on that varmint."

The pirate then snatches two sixguns from his waistband and begins blazing away with cartoon bullets in every direction. The bottle shatters, and the force of the explosion blows the pirate back up to his normal three-foot-six inches, with his unruly shock of fire-red hair and handlebar mustache. Still brandishing the sixguns, he leaps to his feet and says...

"I'm Seagoing Sam, the bloodthirstiest, shootemfirstiest, doggone worstiest buccaneer that's ever sailed the Spanish Main."

Then to the bartender...

"Why, you mangy, fang-toothed critter. I'll keelhaul ya fer this."

[ January 08, 2004, 23:25: Message edited by: Cipher7071 ]

Atrocities · #63 January 9th, 2004, 01:51 AM

will someone please tell me if this link works. It has been over a year now and I would like to see if it still is working and I don't have broad band.

Tis a link to a video. Thanks

SandLake

Gryphin · #64 January 9th, 2004, 02:06 AM

Works for me

Renegade 13 · #65 January 9th, 2004, 06:23 AM

Stumbling out of the (very dirty) rest room, Renegade rubs his bleary eyes, and scratchs some hard-to-get-at fungus, and looks around the room, with rage in his eyes. Fixing his fiery glare on Kamog, he slowly advances on the cowardly creature.

"What the f**k was that? Run, run quickly, and pray I never catch you, or your flayed hide shall forever adorn my door."

Kamog scampers for the corner of the bar, whimpering.

"Umm, someone might wanna clean up that mess he left......I didn't think I'd scared him THAT bad."

"Barkeep, give me the rest of that Jack Daniels (ignore the fact that I'm underage

) I think I need a drink after that experience."

"Oh, and by the way.....MUSHROOM!!....MUSHROOM!!....MUSHROOM!!"

(umm, would anyone like to clarify what that was all about? What's with the "M" word?)

[ January 09, 2004, 04:27: Message edited by: Renegade 13 ]

Kamog · #66 January 9th, 2004, 07:04 AM

Well, this goes way back to the old old cantina thread. How it originally started in the very beginning, I don't know because I wasn't around back then. It had something to do with the vegetable gods or something, and I think you were supposed to say 'onions' when you stepped into the cantina, otherwise something bad would happen to you. Maybe somebody else who was there in the beginning could explain it. I remember Fyron putting in his sig, "when in the cantina, Fyron says onions" or something like that.

For some reason that I don't understand, somehow the rule mutated so that now when you say onions, a big pile of onions falls from the ceiling and buries the person who said it. This was the rule in two or three of the cantina threads that came after. It became a sort of traditional thing. The exact effect of saying the word may vary from cantina to cantina.

Well, with this latest Version of the cantina, the magic word has changed to the m-word, with new consequences.

mac5732 · #67 January 9th, 2004, 07:35 AM

The wizen old one, looks up as he hears the "O" word mentioned in the sanctum of sanctums, he nervously looks around and immediatly moves his old carcass under the table and nervously watches the area around Kamog.

Kamog who is renditioning to Renegade about various vegtibles has unwittingly mentioned the not to mention "O" word, as he continues to discuss his position, a loud rumbling is heard and the bar shakes to its very foundation. The roof opens up and a gigantic "ONION" descends into the depths of the Bar and Grill, right over Kamog's shaking frame, he looks up, and with that movement the giant ONION opens wide, descending and engulfing Kamog within its fiery inniards, its opening closes and it begins its ascent up thru the roof to what hideious garden only vegtibles know taking Kamog with it..........

There are certain words that are not to be spoken of lightly within the confines of these establishments if you do its at your own risk .....

Narratio · #68 January 9th, 2004, 07:42 AM

Enter Narratio.

"Just saw a flying Onion outside! no number plates on it OR FAA ID numbers. Somebody is gonna' be in big trouble! Bartender, I'll have a beer and a shot...

Forget about the shot, I'll just lick Renegade dry."

Taz-in-Space · #69 January 9th, 2004, 07:58 AM

Quote:

"I'm Seagoing Sam, the bloodthirstiest, shootemfirstiest, doggone worstiest buccaneer that's ever sailed the Spanish Main."

"Why, you mangy, fang-toothed critter. I'll keelhaul ya fer this."

Taz looks around at the newly freed and regrown pirate. His massive face lights up and he shows off the mentioned 8 inch Fangs.

"Why didn't you say that you were THAT Sam! Why any enemy of that 'Bugs' rabbit is a friend of mine!!"

With that said, Taz grabs Sam's hand and proceeds to shake it. VERY enthusiastic!
After a few moments Taz places a now slightly over-shaken Sam on the plushest Bar Seat available and gives him a giant-sized mug of the best Ale on Taz's tab.!
"Just a minute Sam - I have to tend the bar some."

Taz quickly fills Renegade's order, get a cold one for Mac(to settle his nerves!), and places a large display of Fungus Remover where the bar patrons can have easy access to it.

"OK, Sam old pal, where were we?..."

Kamog · #70 January 9th, 2004, 08:02 AM

Oh, no! How could I have been so dumb!

As the big flying vegetable zips erratically across the sky, Kamog is brutally battered around against the interior walls. He desperately tries to hold onto something, but alas, the walls are smoothly curved. Kamog's eyes start watering from the foul vapors oozing from the moist inner surfaces, and to make matters worth, it's getting harder and harder to breathe. In desperation, he claws ineffectually at the walls.

Help! Somebody shoot this thing down, or something!