Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours

[Growltigga]

hmmm.. please move this strange and disturbing reminiscence to another thread. That sort of talk is Banned in the cantina

[Raging Deadstar]

Raging Deadstar pulls up and notices a tiger striped battlemoon floating above the cantina. Quickly Runs in and see's that GT's back, finally i don't have to worry about dogscoff blowing up barry! And his range of comedy violence! Phew...
*dogscoff smashes a cricket bat on RD's head*

Raging Deadstar recovers and looks around! NOOOO Tomorrow is gonna be 11th september, that means everyone will be all dull and upset! I mean just cos its MY BIRTHDAY tomorrow! (Note: i'm being serious for once!) Many thoughts wander in through Raging Deadstars semi concious head.

1. Was it wise mentioning my birthday here??? Why do i feel scared by the ammount of comedy violence that i will be inflicted with!

2. How come I never got any money out of my clones???? I swear dogscoff ripped me off! I WANT LOYALTIES Lol, i would sue him but tigga's a lawyer, oh well maybe i can get a free tab or something.

Congratulates Taz on his break and gives him the latest shipment of prototype drinks to consume, all that can be heard is a Large Transporter backing up "Beeeeeep, Beeeeeeep, Beeeeeep" RD gives Taz the keys and wishes him good luck on his break, he'll enjoy it as every cargo space is topped up with alcohol

Raging Deadstar walks back in and slowly but surely sneaks up to the GHB and begins to rewire it.
"Hmm red to blue, yellow to green, whats this??? Safety protocal??? who needs this?...."
Shuts the box, notcing that everyone is waiting to see the results. I so feel sorry for the next fool to walk in.....

Hmm looks at his todo list. Maybe become Tigga Scoff PLC's supplier, i need some one to market my new Version of the GHB, i gave the cantina a prototype! Deadstar Industries business has been slow

Anyway, i have William Shakespere clones (for those who hate english) and a new clone a boss kit, for employees who really want to beat up their superiors! I'm sure these'll be huge sellers

[ September 10, 2002, 18:48: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

[Gryphin]

Hm, GT has lost his ability to read my misspellings. “counsings the Oraangatangs” Should be “cousins the Orangutans”
Just wonder what you stepped in while playing with your cousins.

[Taz-in-Space]

a rain of decent british beer falls upon the cat's head, closely followed by a bevy of naked FBW's.

Ummm Boss, Wouldn't that be 'Totty covered Beer'?
Glad to see your enjoying yourself!

Tesco, I may regret this but what about TIMMY?

[nippy the magical duck]

beer covered totty? I like it here

[ September 10, 2002, 12:19: Message edited by: nippy the magical duck ]

[Growltigga]

Taz, you are dead right there, you better help me as my office is awash with beer covered blart, come up, there is enough for everyone but bring your own snorkel.

As you have done such a sterling job since I went away, and because you are my favourite antipodean furry homocidal maniac (other than Skipster the rapid maneating bush kangaroo), please have a large bonus and take a break

What is TIMMY?

[Timstone]

Don't you all watch cartoons?! Well not enough anyway.
I don't remember wich cartoon it was, but it was always: "We're gonna need another Timmy!"
When they said that, Timmy died, just like Kenny dies in every SP episode.

[Growltigga]

Gryphin, saw the misspelling but felt too ashamed on your behalf to mention it. Whatever I stepped in whilst watching orang utangs, macaques, proboscis monkeys and gibbons didn't look as silly as you.

Raging Deadstar, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR RD, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.....

Growltigga pushes the special red button kept behind the bar for just such circumstances, a steel mesh net falls down from the ceiling on RD, as he struggles under the net, a taser is shot into his happy sacks and 10,000 volts put through it to, ahem, subdue him, the net is hauled up into and through the ceiling of the cantina by a very large hoist operated by Barry. Barry then sets the crane on fast-rotate mode and watches in glee as RD spins round and round and round on the end of the cable randomly hitting any mountains, walls, buildings or obstructions in the way.

That is what is called the bumps in England.

When RD is let loose and is quietly vomiting on the ground, all the regulars of the cantina are given a hard wooden or metal implement of their choice and are allowed to whallop RD in the wobbely dangely bits for half and hour

Finally, bruised, battered but strangely happy, RD is given a large cake, as he blows out the candles, a large Tiger springs out of it and bites him very hard on the bottom before running off.

"Ah" thinks GT, "I wondered where cousin Maurice got to"

[dogscoff]

Dogscoff asks three of the FBWs to "give Raging Deadstar a birthday he'll neever forget." They immediately strip down to their lingerie and advance upon him, one carrying a set of handcuffs and a cattle prod, another holds a greased ferret while the third carries a box of over-ripe mangoes and a bicycle pump. They take RD into one of the Cantina's corner booths where the girls carry out Dogscoff's instructions to the letter.

[ September 11, 2002, 09:55: Message edited by: dogscoff ]

[Growltigga]

Hmmmm.. its my birthday next week and I quite fancy the idea of that Dogscoff..

Can I bring my own, ahem, rubber, ballbearings, swarmfega, marmite and labrador called Purdey?