Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours

[DirectorTsaarx]

Dug up this old nugget and thought I'd share for you birthday celebrators (particularly the local randy feline lawyer/owner): (NOTE: language cleaned up out of respect for the delicate ears of the FBWs):

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your nit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while boinking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.

(For the rest of the signs, and the original coarse language that a gentlemen like myself prefers not to use, go to >>> Rude Astrology <<<

[ September 12, 2002, 21:58: Message edited by: DirectorTsaarx ]

[dogscoff]

Btw, what is the european fascination with kylie minogue? My colleagues and I find her... unpleasant to say the least.

Two words: "Pants" & "Hot", and not necessarily in that order. I have an sadly extensive collection of Kylie videos, I'd be happy to mail/ burn you some of the smaller ones. Alternatively you could just look up videos of "Spinning around" or "Agent provocateur" on google. That should be enough to change most blokes' minds.

As well as having an incredible arse, she's one of those schlebs who comes across as being a really nice person. And she has an incredible arse. Hell, even my girlfriend says she'd give Kylie one.

Ah, here you go. Here's a working link to the Agent provocateur ad. Might need some bandwidth though...

[TerranC]

umm... where?

[Taz-in-Space]

...Taz on leave, filled to the gills with the libations provided by RD, decides to check in on the funny inhabitants of the cantina. (on cable channel 918273645.5, pay-per-view of course)

Hmmm, a Birthday Bash! Definately have to check that out

What's this??? Hundreds or maybe THOUSANDS of little Tiggas? Wonder if Mrs GT knows about that little plan
(Don't worry boss, just wondering out loud)

Well all this has made me thirsty - time to dive back into my LAKE-SIZED liquid refreshment ...

[ September 12, 2002, 12:15: Message edited by: Taz-in-Space ]

[Growltigga]

TerranC, in Europe, being a bloke and not appreciating Kylie Minogue's derriere is considered a sure sign that you are a latent pillow biter.

You must rememberthat as europeans, we have the benefit of thousands of years of cultural evolution so that we can truely appreciate beauty.

Discussions have been held at all levels and the general synopsis is that you may or may not think she is attractive (after all, each to their own), but those peachy cheeks do a great deal to promote world harmony.

She is also lauded as being the original 'chuckabout', but if you want to know what that means, send me a PM

Timstone, apologies but I have no recollection of any allegded electron burst in the cantina, we dont even have an electron cannon so I am afraid you must pay for your watch yourself. And by the way, you owe the house 200 minerals for your drinks tab - cash required now (see Barry for payment).

Can someone tell me why I am dressed up in this salmon pink rubber gear with a chicken feather sticking out of my bum?

[ September 13, 2002, 09:07: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

[Gryphin]

:: Walks out to Barry, Pays the tab for Timstone ::
Timstone, here's the address for my Gigit fixer. Tell it to put the charge on my tab.

:: Walks over with super deluxe cammera, Takes many pics of GrowlTigga in salmon pink rubber gear outfit, Downloads them to Cantinna PC, Sends them to several different address, Prints out a few for the patrons, Puts one on the Dart Board ::

[ September 13, 2002, 11:44: Message edited by: Gryphin ]

[Timstone]

Alright Gryphin! My hero!
Hmm... I might come to like this joint.

[Growltigga]

hmmm.. I am not sure that I like where this conversation is going.

Gryphin, keep your perVersions to yourself.

Timstone, if you have homework to do, you are too young for this sort of talk!!

[Gryphin]

I have not posted anything that is the least bit pervers. Clearly it is your mind that is infering things. Tsk, Tsk.
Even Barry agrees I am not perverse.
He did like the spectical of the Pink and the feather. Says he wants you to do that again.

[Growltigga]

Gryphin, listen, there is nothing wrong in using a feather.

A feather is erotic, using the chicken is kinky