Jokes and Riddles Centre

[Wardad]

OK - it's not really a joke and it's a bit political, but it is well done and I liked it.

http://www.themeatrix.com/

[rdouglass]

Originally posted by Renegade 13:
Speaking of your sig, 4148, is the ISP in your sig your actual ISP?? The hwy16.com part? Because my ISP is hwy16.com, and I was wondering if you lived in my area?? (I live close to Fort Fraser, British Columbia, Canada)

Just curious.

Nope; he has browser interrogation code in his sig. It shows (in your browser) you and your ISP's info.

[Suicide Junkie]

FYI, there's no code in the actual sig, just an image tag.

The image is from a server (www.danasoft.com) that does all the work of picking the data out of your browser's image request, and filling it into the image it replies with.

[Arkcon]

Hey, TazinSpace, I hope you're not getting lonely.


Ate 1 too many rabbits made of dynamite.

Yeah, I stole that joke from someone else.

[Kamog]

Originally posted by rdouglass:
Why you should NEVER put your photo on the web:

http://www.smlinks.com/sotw/why/

Thanks, that was really funny. The Last couple of pictures, the Shrek and Finding Nemo ones are the funniest.

[Randallw]

Originally posted by Arkcon:
Hey, TazinSpace, I hope you're not getting lonely.


Ate 1 too many rabbits made of dynamite.

Yeah, I stole that joke from someone else.

FYI, its not just that Devil. Most of the Devils here in the wild have face cancer. Recently we bred some captive Devils that don't have cancer. I don't know which is more disgusting the way they now look, or their table manners.

[Wardad]

Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat......He says "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here - try these on.' So, she did and said, 'These are too big,I can't wear them.'
So I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' Ever since that night we have never had any problems.
"Hmmm," says Mike. He thinks that might be a good thing to try. So, on his honeymoon, Mike takes off his pants and says to Karen, "Here try these on. "So she does and says, "These are too large, they don't fit me." So I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' and I don't want you to ever forget that. "Then Karen takes off her pants and hands them to Mike and , "Here you try on mine." So he does and says, "I can't get into your pants."
So Karen says, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-*** attitude, you never will.

[ May 21, 2004, 19:07: Message edited by: Wardad ]

[Wardad]

Listen up! If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a tray, because you are dead. Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle...
From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.
On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.
On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

[narf poit chez BOOM]

http://www.dilbert.com/wash/bonanas/...-20040523.html

[David E. Gervais]

Originally posted by Wardad:
Listen up! If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a tray, because you are dead.

ROTFLMAO... Wardad, the morgue will have to stay empty, but I'll have to drop by the hospital to have my broken ribs patched up.

Thanks.