Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours - Page 85

CNCRaymond · #**841** September 19th, 2002, 02:23 AM

Happy Bithday PCP.

CNCRaymond · #**842** September 19th, 2002, 02:25 AM

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http://www.theonion.com/onion3834/bu...ds_troops.html

Funny, I thought he vowed to hunt down these hackers and make them pay for this new computer virus. Then again, I could be mistaken.

Taz-in-Space · #**843** September 19th, 2002, 05:39 AM

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Growltigga for World Leader!

Well GT, It looks like SJ should have that job by now...4000+ Posts.

Trajan, having trouble holding the scotch in three fingers.

How about I just give you the whole bottle?

Timstone · #**844** September 19th, 2002, 11:47 AM

[quote]Originally posted by Taz-in-Space:

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Trajan, having trouble holding the scotch in three fingers.
How about I just give you the whole bottle?

Tazmanian Devils are not the smartes of spiecies on this Earth...

Trajan · #**845** September 19th, 2002, 03:34 PM

I will gladly take the whole bottle of scotch, since I expect that today will be as boring and frustrating as the past 3 days.

Thanks! Taz.

Cheers!
Trajan

SNORTpigga · #**846** September 19th, 2002, 11:59 PM

TYs for sale! Cute little TYs.
Get your TY tiggas! Ty Taz! TY Pigga has wings!
Assume the position and get your TY griffen!!!

Taz-in-Space · #**847** September 20th, 2002, 07:25 AM

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Tazmanian Devils are not the smartes of spiecies on this Earth...

When over half of your body mass is a mouth full of razer sharp teeth

and you can eat a moose in a single gulp

, who needs to be smart?

A TY Taz? Sure to be a top seller!

Ummm, where is: Below the center of the earth?

[ September 20, 2002, 06:27: Message edited by: Taz-in-Space ]

Growltigga · #**848** September 20th, 2002, 09:54 AM

what does "TY" mean?

anyone selling TY Tiggas is going to get their legs bitten off

Atrocities · #**849** September 20th, 2002, 10:26 AM

Thanks CNC. T'waz a nice Birthday.

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Growltigga · #**850** September 20th, 2002, 06:20 PM

HUMOUROUS BUT TRUE EXCUSE TIME, HUMOUROUS BUT TRUE EXCUSE TIME

Fellow cantina patrons, I am now back in dear old Blighty and am intending to spend a few days off with the current Mrs GT in order to do some extreme expensive damage limitation.

I will be out of touch for those days as my modem on Nicole my PC at home is out of order.

"Why is your modem out of order on Nicole?" I hear you ask.

Right, listen to this, it is completely true.

My brother Steve has been staying at my house whilst I was in Malaysia. Steve is a nice guy, 39 years old, 6 foot 7 tall and weighs in at about 23 stone of which none is fat (he runs, weight trains and kickboxes). He also has a beard and braids it. He is a bit of a biker really.

I digress. Steve has been staying and one night goes out with some friends and proceeds to get awfully drunk indeed. The current Mrs GT puts him to bed. In the middle of the night, a drunken confused Steve wakes up needing a wee wee having quaffed numerous pints of Scruttocks Old Dirigible and other ales. He staggers out of the bedroom in the dark, turns left and left again instead of left and then right and instead of one of the two bathrooms, he walks into my study and proceeds to urinate all over Nicole, thinking that the tower system is in fact armitage shanks' finest porcelain receptable..

Luckily, only the modem is out of action. Everything else seems to have survived if smelling a little bit like Mac

[ September 20, 2002, 17:29: Message edited by: Growltigga ]