Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours

[mac5732]

All Members, there is an investigation being conducted in the OT-Tigga/Scoff party thread, ck it out and give your opinions....

Mac strolls into the cantina after recuperating from the birthday bash, having expediently exasperated all internal manichanations of the cuisine courses involved. His ministrations with the tidy bowl diety have been discontinued as all foreign substances have been somewhat removed by various means of expiration.

Taz, seeing the old geezer back refreshed from his bash outing, takes down all the air freshners, turns off the fans, and rejoices as the cantina is back to normal once again after the outragious partying at the bash in the cantina party room. (however he still watches some of the other patrons in case of relapses from the party cuisne)

recovered mac

[Timstone]

GT: That's a smelly story. Yuck, I hope he doesn't do that again. Well much fun with the current mrs. GT!! See you in a few days.

[tesco samoa]

umm what am i going to do... Now when i come home from work i do not have 8 to 12 turns to do...

Hey whats that ... Post here all day... Ok...

[Gryphin]

Growltigga,
Um, "Current Mrs. GT". Does that mean she is electrical? You get a charge out of her?

[Puke]

no, no. "spend time with the current Mrs. GT" should be an address to Mrs. GT: "Spend time with the current, Mrs. GT?" which suggests that she enjoys the appliances more than she enjoys the Mr. GT.

[Raging Deadstar]

Raging Deadstar walks into the cantina, everything seems normal and quiet...

Suddenly a huge 8 armed reobot (kinda like the repair bay image) shoots up to him and pulls out lots of sharp bladed and probing tools. RD gulps as a red light focuses on his forehead, the machine begisn to buzz.

Target: Raging Deadstar]
Lifeform: Human
Alibi: Yes
Classification: Waste of Air

It flies off, leaving a very confused RD, until he notices Mac, all dressed up in his sherlock holmes gear and universal magnifying glass.

"Ummm mac, do i actually have an alibi cos i wasn't on the list?" then again if the other people don't have an alibi its safe to say what all those blades and weapons on the robot are used for! maybe i shouldn't have said anything...

[Taz-in-Space]

RD - sorry about those big 8 armed robots. Here, have a draft on the house!

Someone must have gotten into Dogscoff's stash of questionable druglike substances as things got out of hand at the end of the party.
(speaking of THE DOG - where is he?) Just like management to leave the employees to pick up the pieces.

If service is a little slow, consider those poor FBW's. Between one thing and another, they are all tuckered out. Even Barry is a bit hungover.

GT, Ummm ... you named your computer Nicole? And your brother mistook it for a urinal? Maybe you should... (NO, even I don't want to go THERE! )

[Growltigga]

Originally posted by Puke:
"Spend time with the current, Mrs. GT?" which suggests that she enjoys the appliances more than she enjoys the Mr. GT.

Which also suggests Puke is going to get a damn good kicking and be assaulted with a surf board next time I am on the West Coast..

The current Mrs GT does like electricity, and I am sure she will be happy to demonstrate this to Puke by wiring electrodes to his ears and sticking 50,000 volts through them, but only after she has finished savaging the local sheep population

[ September 23, 2002, 13:19: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

[Growltigga]

Originally posted by Taz-in-Space:
GT, Ummm ... you named your computer Nicole? And your brother mistook it for a urinal? Maybe you should... (NO, even I don't want to go THERE! )

Taz, what are you trying to suggest??

I personify lots of my possessions, my guitar is called "Phoebe", my work car is called "Katya" (it is German) and my landrover is called 'Saba' (people who watch Big Cat Diary will understand). My wife's car is also called Nicole (it is French), the computer is called "Nicole" cos I like the name and I talk to it, the lawn mower is "Chantalle" (one of my parent's pet cows)
and my hammer drill is called "Karen" (after one of my old girlfriends who was a psycho hose-beast)

and as for my brother... everybody makes silly mistakes when under the influence, I have an irrational fear of spoons when I am very drunk and as for the trollies and spider incident..

anyhow, check out my brother's dimensions, would YOU tell him he was a prat?

[tesco samoa]

sugar no all day Posts from me...

WElll I will buy a round of drinks for everyone and place it on fyron's tab....

how is the bash game going for everyone....

Lots of planets...