OT: And you thought the world was sane... - Page 9

Tigbit · #81 August 30th, 2003, 05:36 PM

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Originally posted by Raging Deadstar:
Now, if anyone knows what i'd be if i caused somebody death by laxative?

One really sick person.

Jack Simth · #82 August 30th, 2003, 05:56 PM

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Originally posted by Raging Deadstar:
Now, if anyone knows what i'd be if i caused somebody death by laxative?

Napoleon Bonaparte's killer?

Gozra · #83 August 31st, 2003, 02:24 AM

A ****ty killer?
A Metamucil murder?
An exlax executioner?

tesco samoa · #84 September 1st, 2003, 11:31 PM

anyone been following the strange story in PA.

The one where the Pizza guy was was forced to rob banks and had bombs straped to himself ( he died )
http://www.35wsee.com/news2a.cfm?mor...news=fullstory
and now it gets even stranger...

http://www.35wsee.com/news2a.cfm?mor...news=fullstory

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/...coworker_x.htm

dogscoff · #85 September 2nd, 2003, 10:49 AM

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Suppose for a moment that you are a drug addict turned thief to get money for your next fix ... you checked the local gun registries under the freedom of information act ... You'd wait till everyone was away at work ...

Well, I'm happy to report that unless this country changes very radically I'll never have to worry about keeping up with the Jones' in a domestic arms race, because as far as I know none of my neighbours have guns.
And even if they did, I don't think just any member of the public would be able to go and browse the local firearms registry to find out.
And even if they could, I doubt a junkie as desperate as the one you describe would have the patience to take the time and trouble to carefully carry out such research if he were unable to wait until one of the places was empty. People in that state don't make reasoned, informed decisions and weigh up the risks. They'll just go for the nearest & quickest (not necessarily the safest or easiest) source of cash.

EDIT: That pizza-delivery death is just... wierd. I hope that idea doesn't catch on.

[ September 02, 2003, 09:52: Message edited by: dogscoff ]

Wardad · #86 September 3rd, 2003, 07:07 PM

For those wishing to show their support!!!

http://www.arnold-2003.com/

EvilGenius4ABetterTomorro · #87 September 3rd, 2003, 08:15 PM

So, what did they do with the undelivered pizzas?
Entered as evidence? Did the customers get them for free?

I had a great idea for a pizza delivery business:
Mussolini's Domination Pizza. They race around town in Fiats and you don't have to open the door 'cuz they'll kick it in. The delivery drivers wear black shirts and there is only one flavor. And if the driver is late we'll shoot em.

Seriously though people being forced to commit crimes could become a disturbing trend. Johnny Depp did a movie where he was being coerced into assasinating the Gov of CA or else Christopher Walken would kill his daughter.

Wardad · #88 September 9th, 2003, 06:29 PM

This is totally insane...

Check out the naked police Calendar!!!

http://www.richstevens.com/NAKED.swf

Loser · #89 September 9th, 2003, 06:53 PM

That was great, Wardad.

But you need to put an epliepsy alert on that link.

EvilGenius4ABetterTomorro · #90 September 9th, 2003, 08:43 PM

Got this somewhere off the internet.
How can the world be sane when:

The best golfer is African American
the best rapper is a white man
France accuses the U.S. of being rude (sorry unknown enemy)
The Germans don't want war
people like British cooking
and the Swiss have The America's Cup.

I think it's a little dated by 6 months, referring to the early days of this Iraq thing.
Thought about adding something about Brittney and Madonna french kissing but I'm not feeling too creative right now (no Starbucks enema yet).