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Old December 31st, 2002, 05:57 PM

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Goodness gracious, these are soooo funny. LOL!

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206 Your heart palpitates at the slightest hint that the PBW server may be down.

207 You panic when you discover the PBW server is down.

208 You go into shock when you discover the PBW server may be down for more than 10 minutes.

209 You display severe withdrawal symptoms if the PBW server is down more than a day.

210 If the PBW server is down more than 2 days, you are bundled away by some guys in white coats to a place where you can do no harm to yourself or to others.

211 If you do not have access to the PBW server for more than 3 days, (and how can you, if you are put into a nice, stark, clean, 9 by 8 room with no amenities) you start to drool, become vacant eyed and withdraw from all contact with the world.
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#212. You happen to wake up at 4am and instead of just going to sleep again you get up and see if your PBW turn is in.

(sadly it was not )
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204) You are leagly blind but decide to make your own shipset.
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213 you are seriously considering flying out to Ohio to offer your technical services to get the server back on line.

214 You and your friends discuss SEIV for an hour and a half at the new years eve party. Then you interupt and say lets talk about something else and 8 minutes later you mention the stealth fighter in popular science would make a cool SEIV Fighter picture and suddenly you are in another round of SEIV discussions.

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215. You don't mind when your girlfriend breaks up with you because you were playing in a pbw game with her and you said "your cities shall burn with our vengeful fire"
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215. You don't mind when your girlfriend breaks up with you because you were playing in a pbw game with her and you said "your cities shall burn with our vengeful fire"
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215a "Why have you broken our alliance? What more do you want from me?

I gave you organics! (wined and dined you). I gave you minerals (a ring/locket/bracelet). I gave you an organ... (Hmmm... you guys will have to figure this one out!).
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216. Instead of "just one more turn" you now say "just one more GAME"

217. The game in 216 is a 20 player 255 system game.

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218. You keep redoing your next turn while waiting for the PBW server to go back on line.

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