Things You Might See On An SE V Bumper Sticker

[Atrocities]

1. "I break to play Space Empires."
2. "On my way to buy a new Mouse."
3. "If your close enough to read this, then my cruise just obliterated your escort."
4. "All of your bases belong to us!"
5. "I demand that you leave this system!"
6. "Life is over rated, buy SE V."
7. "I am the ruler of the known universe!"
8. "This vehicle is equiped with Phased Poloron Beams."
9. "I have no armor, no shields, and no weapons, but one hell of a Kamakazi war head, so get the hell out of my way!"
10. "Everyone one else is playing, so why not you?"

[Escaflowne]

11. My empire can beat up your empire.
12. This ship is equipped with shields.
13. My strategy is set for 'Optimum Firing Range'
14. You will become part of a greater whole.
15. Watch out for strange warp points!
16. Krill are crunchy, even in milk.

[Randallw]

17. The best car is the one that uses up the most resources.

[Gozra]

18 Happiness is a well used Talisman
19 My Empire is Bigger than Your Empire
20 Malfador is my Co-Pilot
21 I'd rather be Play By Webing
22 My other car has a Quantum Reactor
23 I have never played a game with Intelligence in my entire life
24 Baseships are Best!
25 Caution it's been 3 days since my Last PBW Turn
26 Happiness is a sucessful Plantary assult

[Urendi Maleldil]

27. Beware of Strange Warp Points
28. This vehicle has no right click
29. My Armor is leaky
30. My Shields are leaky
31. All my battles are turn-based

[Escaflowne]

27 is a copy of 15...
*pulls out an Anti-Proton beam pistol*
Bad!
*ZAP*

I like 31 though...

[Raging Deadstar]

New 27. Petroleum Planets are best Or "My other Car is a Terran Baseship"

[Atrocities]

29. "I Break to recharge my Anti Protron Beams."

[David E. Gervais]

"SE4, Just One More Turn!"

Of course, to be in keeping with the bumper sticker, you must make a right turn at every other corner.

Cheers!

[Suicide Junkie]

#33 "If you can read this, brace for impact"