Sex and AC3 or Why AC3 needs to be AC3.1 or 4.0 or whatever

Drunkard · #1 May 19th, 2001, 04:01 AM

AC3 players need a patch with all the stuff in the future of AC3 post. Or most of it. Or even some of it. Just make it fun(Easy, right?). Why? Because - and stay with me on this one - AC3, as it stands now, gives me a hard-on. And how does this relate to everyone in the forum? Well, I'm sure it gives them hard-ons too. They're just as horny for a good game. And with a feature like a playable campaign, AC3 has the potential to give me a multiple orgasm. Now I want the guys to think about that for a moment. I'm a guy. Not a gal. Multiple orgasms for a gal is rare enough, but for a guy it's almost unheard. Equivalent of the Holy Grail. I'm hot. I'm bothered. And I'm ready to blow. Now where is AC3.1?

And if you're not horny for the idea after all that, then it's good business to patch it. Word has way of getting around = more moola.

If anyone is offended by this post, all I have to say is that pretzels ARE sacred: http://www.mormons.org/daily/dating/kissing.htm. And that I have no idea how to use UBB code.

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Gabriel · #2 May 19th, 2001, 07:55 AM

Umm...sure. I can't say that I am sexually excited by the game, but it is fun. Discounting the anatomical responses of Drunkard, I will agree with the main point of his post. Of course, it's only natural that I would want the patch since I am the one that started the Future of AC3 thread. BUT, I understand the time involved with implementing a lot of these features, and since I want it done right, the only thing I ask of Joe is just to keep us informed of his progress (if he's making any).

Drunkard · #3 May 19th, 2001, 07:22 PM

Agreed.

I just have a hard time standing by idle when this game can be soooooooo great.

And I'm also sure I may have scared away potential customers by posting this thread. I'm sorry and it won't happen again. At least not for a couple of days. Don't let my insane and drunken ramblings affect your purchase decisions in the slightest, unless you plan on buying AC3 now. Good day gentlemen...and gentlewomen of course.

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PvK · #4 July 7th, 2003, 10:28 PM