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April 16th, 2004, 02:20 AM
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What Do You Mean I Can\'t!
"What do you mean I can't declare my 45.5 Billion Klingon subjects on my tax return?"
"I can't even right off the cost of research, colonization, ship construction or declare the ships I lost in the Cardassian wars!"
"What kind of nonsense is this?"
"I spent 6 hours on this 1040 ez form. EZ my ***." 
"I want to speak to a Klingon Translator immediately!"
[ April 16, 2004, 01:22: Message edited by: Atrocities ]
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April 16th, 2004, 02:28 AM
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Re: What Do You Mean I Can\'t!
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April 16th, 2004, 02:31 AM
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Re: What Do You Mean I Can\'t!
The more you tighten your grip, Atrocities, the more deductions will slip through your fingers...
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April 16th, 2004, 04:59 AM
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Re: What Do You Mean I Can\'t!
Online and telefile are the only way to go. That is if the Klingon computers can handle it. And I don't think Klingons use phones.
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April 16th, 2004, 05:05 AM
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Re: What Do You Mean I Can\'t!
I've never prepared my own tax return because I find the process incomprehensible.  |
April 16th, 2004, 05:49 AM
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Re: What Do You Mean I Can\'t!
Bah!!---try having a ferengi do your taxes  |
April 16th, 2004, 05:53 AM
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Re: What Do You Mean I Can\'t!
Atrocities, repeat after me: 'I am not a klingon. I am perfectly sane. I am a mouse and eat cheese.' 
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April 17th, 2004, 05:30 AM
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Re: What Do You Mean I Can\'t!
Quote:
Originally posted by Imperial:
Bah!!---try having a ferengi do your taxes
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You mean I should go to H&R Block then?
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April 17th, 2004, 06:05 AM
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I'm not sure if I'd want to trust a Ferengi with any of my financial matters...  |
April 18th, 2004, 03:05 AM
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Re: What Do You Mean I Can\'t!
What incredibly perfect timing! I just finished my T1 General (Canada, eh!) and still have a lot of "mad" left over. Not gonna play any PBW turns till tomorrow 'cuz I might declare war on everybody! ... including a few of my own unruly colonies.
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