The unstopable T-80 bars

[Imp]

Every now & again you get a unit that performs extraordinary well & this guy has sort of but not by killing stuff. Someone must have painted a big target on the side of it as it has been a magnet for drawing fire, a really really big one. This has let the other guys kill stuff but boy did they build this one right it does not matter what he does its like wait here comes that guy again, fire. Its 2005 vs Germany & the right flank is a hot place to be & there is no hotter one than the commanders of tank X1.
If he follows in the tracks of another they ignore it & go for him, or maybe they will fire one shot at the lead vehicle so X1 jinks 50m one way & bang a hail of fire does cometh his way. Try sticking his nose out as lead & guess what all the action revolves around him again its hysterical & the latest instalment is as follows.
Tank moving to kill a Leo runs into a Milan so X1 moves into trees to do it avoiding the Milan, whooops found another 3 instead move sideways in trees & find more plus the Leos joined in, damn those transparent trees but we are still alive though risking a shot would be suicide so withdraw & a squad napping at his post decides to add his fire to as find more transparent trees & X1 is now in retreat, having taken a dozen or so hits.
Decideds not to run so sits it out this turn as commrades have dealt with some units its not so bad only half a dozen shots this time. Still hes suppressed badly enough can only fire MGs so reverses out to safety & recovery before heading back into the fray. Bad move hes now where everybody was slap bang in the middle of a CM arty strike & he flatly refuses to budge so sits there for another round of it but amazingly runs at the end of it, still mobile!!! Saw the message saying ERA defeated warhead so had a look at him. Check for damage not a scratch & a look at the ERA reveals a charmed life tops down to 1 from 6 & the front & right side are not much better.
Time for him to retire to the rear while still able hes more than pushed his luck.

[Lt. Ketch]

Glad to hear he made it. Sometimes an ammo magnat is better than a shell chucker.

Good luck commander.