OT; The Volucano Stirs

Atrocities · #1 September 29th, 2004, 03:09 AM

For those of you who don't know, I live some fourty miles from Mt. St. Helens. On May 18th 1980 Mt. St. Helens blew and blew big. Now as an interesting side note, she is once again beginning to stir.

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If she blows, I will be sure to get some shots of her and post them. That is if I survive.

Joachim · #2 September 29th, 2004, 03:27 AM

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For those of you who don't know, I live some fourty miles from Mt. St. Helens. On May 18th 1980 Mt. St. Helens blew and blew big. Now as an interesting side note, she is once again beginning to stir.

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If she blows, I will be sure to get some shots of her and post them. That is if I survive.

Cool.... I have a vial [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon24.gif[/img] of dust from when it blew [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Bomb.gif[/img] in 1980, as to which box [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Barrel.gif[/img] in the shed it is in - now thats a very difficult question! (like the shameless use of Graemlins?

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Atrocities · #3 September 29th, 2004, 03:44 AM

We must embark upon our qwest to qwell the demon that sleeps within the mountain. For if the demo awakens all are in peril.

Those who are brave enought to stand with me, willing to march the 40 leuges to the face of the Mt. St Helens, and then climb the razor rock face to the summit and decend down into its lava dome, trek across the heaving face of moving liquid earth to the doom of death itself, cast aside its stones and decend into the depths of hell and prevent the awakening of the evil demon that lives below, shall forever be known as the brotherhood of the damned stupid.

Fyron · #4 September 29th, 2004, 03:47 AM

No no no... All you have to do is through a virgin in there to appease the angry god of the volcanon and all will be well.

Atrocities · #5 September 29th, 2004, 03:54 AM

I assume then that you have volunteered for the job?

Raging Deadstar · #6 September 29th, 2004, 05:26 AM

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I assume then that you have volunteered for the job?

Hits the floor laughing

My advice for vanquishing demons is the virgin path. Of course it is not fair to sacrifice virgins who are nice decent folk. We must find ourselves a virgin who has become a menace to society.

Does Anyone know how to reach Bill Gates? He's the perfect candidate, although the chances are that through the EULA he already owns the demons soul!

*Can Imagine the firey pits of hell being dominated by millions of rows of Microsoft computers running the "Windows: Infernal" Operating system to torture it's victims.... *

Atrocities · #7 September 29th, 2004, 05:30 AM

Bill Gates or Micheal Jackson would do nicely I would think.

Raging Deadstar · #8 September 29th, 2004, 05:35 AM

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*Previous trail of treacherous adventuring goes here* and decend into the depths of hell and prevent the awakening of the evil demon that lives below, shall forever be known as the brotherhood of the damned stupid.

"Certainty of death, small chance of success... well, what're we waiting for?"

Sounds like your Average game of D&D to me

Atrocities · #9 September 29th, 2004, 07:26 AM

I am DORK, weilder of the Cork Cannon and high leader of the infently under blessed.

David E. Gervais · #10 September 29th, 2004, 08:52 AM

Well, isn't 2004 supposed to be when the "Polar shift" thing happens and cause all kinds of volcanic and weather activity? Maybe it's finally beginning? Muahahahahaha

hmmm, maybe I should make preparations just in case.

Cheers!