Re: Homelife secruity
ROFLMAO - Funny as it is, its still serious.
HAZARDOUS MATERIALS DATA SHEET ID931
ELEMENT: Women
SYMBOL: Wo
DISCOVERER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40 - 200kg.
OCCURRENCES: Copious quantities in all urban areas.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: Surface usually covered in painted film. Boils at nothing, freezes without known reason. Melts if given special treatment. Bitter if used incorrectly. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore. Yields if pressure applied in correct places.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: Has greet affinity for gold, silver and a range of other precious stones. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no apparent reason. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly in saturation with alcohol. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man
COMMON USES:Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars. Can be a great aid to relaxation. Very effective cleaning agent. TESTS: Pure specimen turns rosy pink when found in natural state. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
HAZARDS: Highly dangerous except in experienced hands Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come in contact with each other
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And thank you, I lost my copy of the gif many years ago. 
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