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Forum: Space Empires: IV & V June 27th, 2005, 01:00 PM
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Views: 130,912
Posted By Growltigger
Re: Phong\'s Head Bar & Grill

Wouldn't surprise me about Finland. I got stopped by an overjealous policeman last night. He said I was doing 35 in a 30 zone. Let me off with a warning but how anally retentive is that!!!
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V June 3rd, 2005, 02:12 PM
Replies: 1,727
Views: 130,912
Posted By Growltigger
Re: Phong\'s Head Bar & Grill

Hey the Marseilles with fireworks

Growltigga's backside takes on the aspect of a French Mirage fighter kicking in to afterburnerrrrr

Da daaaaaaaa
Da da da da da
da da da bum titty ti bum
Au...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V June 3rd, 2005, 05:28 AM
Replies: 1,727
Views: 130,912
Posted By Growltigger
Re: Phong\'s Head Bar & Grill

Puke, they do give medals for national anthems when played through one's bottom....

Now, please can we all be upstanding for my multi-tonal august rendition of La Marseilles

Bum bum bum bum bum...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V June 2nd, 2005, 10:58 AM
Replies: 1,727
Views: 130,912
Posted By Growltigger
Re: Phong\'s Head Bar & Grill

I didn't shoot you, just asphyxiated you with some really stinky and noxious trouser trumpet related shennanigans
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V June 2nd, 2005, 07:00 AM
Replies: 1,727
Views: 130,912
Posted By Growltigger
Re: Phong\'s Head Bar & Grill

Growltigga has been busy behind the bar, frantically scoffing pickled eggs, pork scratchings, marmite and soft boiled eggs and sauerkraut.

He whips off his trousers, puts on a gas mask, sticks his...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V May 31st, 2005, 08:40 AM
Replies: 1,727
Views: 130,912
Posted By Growltigger
Re: Phong\'s Head Bar & Grill

Actually, the best thing to try and do for a lavatorial experience you will never forget is to do what I did a few weeks back.

Went out at lunchtime for a couple of beers, and had a steak and...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V May 27th, 2005, 11:05 AM
Replies: 1,727
Views: 130,912
Posted By Growltigger
Re: Phong\'s Head Bar & Grill

good effort on the Farscape marathon NullAshton, although I would reccomend that you take up sport and get a girlfriend (says the man who cannot wait for his wife to go away for a weekend so that I...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V May 25th, 2005, 09:12 AM
Replies: 1,727
Views: 130,912
Posted By Growltigger
Re: Phong\'s Head Bar & Grill

Nahh, the world's tastiest bar snack, and something you would never dream of eating at home or without the benefit of a few beers, is the PORK SCRATCHING.

Possibly the most vilest unhealthy and...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V May 13th, 2005, 09:40 AM
Replies: 1,727
Views: 130,912
Posted By Growltigger
Re: Phong\'s Head Bar & Grill

El Phil

What about the fact that scampi fries smell like the most godawful stench on the planet, and leave your fingers yellow...

I actually know a joke about this but it is too rude to post
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V May 6th, 2005, 09:00 AM
Replies: 1,727
Views: 130,912
Posted By Growltigger
Re: Phong\'s Head Bar & Grill

Well, personally, a good cheesy pun needs to be celebrated with a Marx Bros-esque "wahhh wahhh wah wahhhhhhhhhhhhh"..

A small ker-ching, cymbal crash or cow horn is also acceptable.

Raging...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V May 4th, 2005, 11:13 AM
Replies: 1,727
Views: 130,912
Posted By Growltigger
Re: Phong\'s Head Bar & Grill

I dont like pizza much anyway - I only like pizza where it has no cheese on it (damn I hate mozzarella - what is the purpose of a skaggy tasteless rubbery ball of fermented cow's milk?) and then is...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V April 26th, 2005, 09:04 AM
Replies: 1,727
Views: 130,912
Posted By Growltigger
Re: Phong\'s Head Bar & Grill

Gentlemen

For those of you who are not as familiar with The Grey Ones' furry fellah, please be advised that ribald remarks and general ridicule about Gryphin's moustache (and his sexual...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V April 26th, 2005, 05:02 AM
Replies: 1,727
Views: 130,912
Posted By Growltigger
Re: Phong\'s Head Bar & Grill

Growltigga tactfully ignores NullAshton and Strategia, especially as Strategia quite correctly now has a red hot poker sticking out of his rectum.

YOU SHAVED OFF YOUR MOUSTACHE? HOW COULD YOU DO...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V April 22nd, 2005, 08:28 AM
Replies: 1,727
Views: 130,912
Posted By Growltigger
Re: Phong\'s Head Bar & Grill

Ducking behind the bar to avoid the El Phil and Strategia related shenanigans, GT steps out into real life a moment to speak to The Grey One.

"Gryppo old chap (for you will always be that to me),...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V April 21st, 2005, 10:25 AM
Replies: 1,727
Views: 130,912
Posted By Growltigger
Re: Phong\'s Head Bar & Grill

Oi, El Phil and Strategia....

The Byzantine Mongoose horde is MY ARMY, NOT YOURS, SO HANDS OFF AND GO RECRUIT YOUR OWN LEGION OF MAYHEM.

They are not for hire, and are currently located in the...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V April 21st, 2005, 10:21 AM
Replies: 1,727
Views: 130,912
Posted By Growltigger
Re: The beginning of BWIII!

The Grey One, is it really Gryphin? what has happended to you? did you run out of Grecian 2000? what is with this "dont fancy playing with the little kitty today" lark? never stopped you in the olden...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V April 19th, 2005, 12:37 PM
Replies: 1,727
Views: 130,912
Posted By Growltigger
Re: Phong\'s Head Bar & Grill

David Gervais, Canadian non-drinking tree-hugger and artist extraordinaire you may be, but I DO NOT WALK ROUND IN PURPLE PAJAMAS AND PINK BUNNY SLIPPERS

a crimson flamenco dress, bobble hat and...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V April 15th, 2005, 10:04 AM
Replies: 1,727
Views: 130,912
Posted By Growltigger
Re: Phong\'s Head Bar & Grill

Growltigga, sharing a happy cheeky half or two with the Badger Captains of his Byzantine Armoured Mongoose Legions, looks into one of the CCTV cameras in his armoured "Members Bar" and looks at the...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V April 13th, 2005, 10:32 AM
Replies: 1,727
Views: 130,912
Posted By Growltigger
Re: Phong\'s Head Bar & Grill

However, the up and coming battle is going to be between El Phil (nd whatever bizarre and unusual horde he can come up) and Puke (with whatever weird culinary-based army he can conjure up from the...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V April 12th, 2005, 10:09 AM
Replies: 1,727
Views: 130,912
Posted By Growltigger
Re: Phong\'s Head Bar & Grill

Too right Strategia, and the smell of carbonated urine fizzling on the red hot poker now imbedded deep up your rectum, together with the smell of Seamander entrails, is just to horrid to contemplate
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V April 12th, 2005, 06:29 AM
Replies: 1,727
Views: 130,912
Posted By Growltigger
Re: The beginning of BWIII!

Growltigga marshals his Byzantine hordes, and stares around at the cantina..... it is miraculously clean, there are no Geeskats, Salanders or other funny denizerns anywhere, and all there is a large...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V April 8th, 2005, 01:39 PM
Replies: 1,727
Views: 130,912
Posted By Growltigger
Re: The beginning of BWIII!

Recovering from Dogscoff's sneaky attack with a frying pan, Growltigga turns to the plucky Bournemouth loafer (who is currently sniggering at his successful but witless assault on the Great Kat) and...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V April 8th, 2005, 04:29 AM
Replies: 1,727
Views: 130,912
Posted By Growltigger
Re: Phong\'s Head Bar & Grill

Cue sound of Growltigga the Great, 10,000 Armoured mongeese, about 500 badgers and an assortment of highly trained woodland rodent artillerists all start singing "Why are we waiting, why are we...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V April 7th, 2005, 01:41 PM
Replies: 1,727
Views: 130,912
Posted By Growltigger
Re: Phong\'s Head Bar & Grill

Oy, El Phil and Strategia, keep your mucky paws off my Legions of Armoured Byzantine Killer Mongoose, they are my army for when I need to defeat the evil hordes of sea beasties conjured up by that...
Forum: Space Empires: IV & V April 7th, 2005, 04:23 AM
Replies: 1,727
Views: 130,912
Posted By Growltigger
Re: The beginning of BWIII!

As an initial point El Phil, I believe the "standing on hnd legs and staring into space" maneuvre is actually carried out by meerkats, and not mongoose. They are famous for being viscious little...
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