A young married couple decided they wanted to join the local church. This was an obscure denomination in which the minister had a peculier restriction for new members. As a test of their comittment they were required to abstain from sexual relations for a period of one month.
The couple had not been married long and were very attracted to each other, but they were eager to be a part of the community so they agreed. At the end of the month the minister called them into his office to ask them if they passed the test.
"Well preacher, I'll tell you," the husband began sheepishly. "we did allright for the first couple weeks. But the other day we were getting some food and I walked up behind her and saw her bent over getting some frozen vegatables. I tried to resist but the urge was too great. I had to have her and she felt the same way. I took her right there on the floor in front of the freezer."
"Well my son," the minister said disapointedly. "I am afraid that you have failed the test and will not be permitted to join our congregation."
"I understand, and I don't blame you at all. They won't let us back in the supermarket either."
