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Old January 27th, 2003, 06:19 PM
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Default Re: The Funniest Canadian Joke.
Q Why do Canadians bonk Moose on the edge of cliffs??

A So the Moose pushes back harder!!

Q What do you call a Canadian with more than 1 girlfriend?

A A Moose herder

Q What does a Canadian girl say after making love?

A You all in the same hockey team then?

Q What do you call 50 Americans falling off the edge of a cliff?

A A damn good start

Q What is the difference between a washing machine and a Canadian girl?

A The washing machine doesnt follow you round for hours after you have stuffed your load in it

[ January 27, 2003, 16:22: Message edited by: growltigger ]
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