The Funniest Canadian Joke.

Growltigger · #1 January 27th, 2003, 06:19 PM

Q Why do Canadians bonk Moose on the edge of cliffs??

A So the Moose pushes back harder!!

Q What do you call a Canadian with more than 1 girlfriend?

A A Moose herder

Q What does a Canadian girl say after making love?

A You all in the same hockey team then?

Q What do you call 50 Americans falling off the edge of a cliff?

A A damn good start

Q What is the difference between a washing machine and a Canadian girl?

A The washing machine doesnt follow you round for hours after you have stuffed your load in it

[ January 27, 2003, 16:22: Message edited by: growltigger ]

Krsqk · #2 January 27th, 2003, 07:44 PM

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This thread is headed "The Funniest Canadian Joke" so logically, isn't it meant to be relative to what our Canadian posters find amusing, and that any judgment as to the humour content of any alledged comical story posted on this thread has to be subjectively assessed by those forum posters who lurk north of the border?

No, I thought it was for the funniest jokes about Canadians.

tbontob · #3 January 27th, 2003, 08:01 PM

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Originally posted by Krsqk:

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This thread is headed "The Funniest Canadian Joke" so logically, isn't it meant to be relative to what our Canadian posters find amusing, and that any judgment as to the humour content of any alledged comical story posted on this thread has to be subjectively assessed by those forum posters who lurk north of the border?

No, I thought it was for the funniest jokes about Canadians.

"lurk"? Did you say "lurk"?

We Canadians do not "lurk" or "skulk" about in the night.

We are renowned for our openness and friendliness.

I mean if we are in a foreign country and as soon as the resident discovers we are not Americans, his demeanour changes from a sulky hostility to friendliness.

Doesn't that prove we are open and friendly?

All kidding aside, I love your jokes!

And while the topic implies it is about jokes that Canadians find funny, we Canadians do not like to discriminate.

So, the more 'Canadian' jokes the better! Most of them are hilarious.

But if most people find a joke funny and we Canadians don't, it is time to ask why we don't. <==tbontob nudges Fyron.

Growltigger · #4 January 27th, 2003, 08:12 PM

A Canadian lad from Manitoba marries a young girl from a neighbouring town. On his wedding night, he is appalled to find out that she is a virgin.

He immediately packs his bags and jumps in his pick-up and drives back to his parents.

His father and mother ask him why he has come home on his wedding night, rather than whooping it up with his new bride. Our erstwhile hero announces that he is traumatised because his new bride is a virgin.

"Damn" says his dad, "you did the right thing son, if she isn't good enough for her own family, she certainly ain't good enough for ours"

primitive · #5 January 27th, 2003, 08:20 PM

So it's only Canadian jokes then.

But when we run out of these, maybee this could be another namechanging thread.
The Funniest American Joke
The Funniest Computer Joke
The Funniest SEIV Joke
-- A Phong, A Drushocka and Xiati walks into a bar.....

Ragnarok · #6 January 27th, 2003, 08:37 PM

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-- A Phong, A Drushocka and Xiati walks into a bar.....

.....And the Norak ducks...

[ January 27, 2003, 18:40: Message edited by: Ragnarok ]

Wardad · #7 January 27th, 2003, 09:01 PM

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Originally posted by Ragnarok:

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Originally posted by primitive:

-- A Phong, A Drushocka and Xiati walks into a bar.....

.....And the Norak ducks...

Ok,
-- A Phong, A Drushocka and Xiati walks into a cantina.....