[Katchoo]

Science Officer S'Katchoo, having listened to the plight of the crew, decides to take action into his own hands.

After a quick trip below deck to Commander Scoffies quarters, Mr. S'Katchoo returns to the bridge carrying an inflatable female sex doll.

"Captain, I believe I have found someone to handle communications."

Mr. S'Katchoo sits the inflatable doll at the Comm Station, which proves somewhat ackward since the doll has it's legs spread out and upward. In anycase, Mr. S'Katchoo adds the finishing touch by screwing in an ear bug into the dolls ear.