Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

[Katchoo]

Science Officer S'Katchoo, having listened to the plight of the crew, decides to take action into his own hands.

After a quick trip below deck to Commander Scoffies quarters, Mr. S'Katchoo returns to the bridge carrying an inflatable female sex doll.

"Captain, I believe I have found someone to handle communications."

Mr. S'Katchoo sits the inflatable doll at the Comm Station, which proves somewhat ackward since the doll has it's legs spread out and upward. In anycase, Mr. S'Katchoo adds the finishing touch by screwing in an ear bug into the dolls ear.

[narf poit chez BOOM]

i think i'll be a cyrano jones type character - show up once and a while for humor. and occasionally carrying catastrophe. is far point the one where the klingons try to poison the grain?

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by narf poit chez BOOM:
is far point the one where the klingons try to poison the grain?

No, way no. Farpoint is the very first episode in the TNG series. Thats when they meet Riker and the rest of the crew. Check out the startrek site and go to the Library and read about the episode. It was quite possibly the cheesiest show ever made with the TNG cast.

[narf poit chez BOOM]

*sigh*. i can recognize most of the st and ng episodes if i see them, but give me a name and i'm stumped.

[narf poit chez BOOM]

and i tend to aviod any episode with q.
*cyrano chez lands on fart point and starts selling...rats. pet rats.*

[Kamog]

I'll be one of the engineers working under Chief Engineer Erax. I'll be like Barclay, and I'll spend most of my time having fun in the Holodeck, or messing things up when I'm actually doing engineering work.

[Taz-in-Space]

and someone hide the keys to the shuttledeck. The Last time we did one of these, I recall Taz took one for a joyride, discovered time travel via a slingshot round a gas giant and ended up crashing into Siberia some years ago (just before we beamed him out)....

Did I hear this right: I ended up crashing into Siberia just BEFORE I was beamed out?

Now that explains a few things...like:

Taz is Whoopi Goldberg, with funny mediaval princess style conical hat on top of his furry head

And:

Taz, standing behind the bar, dons a purple Whoopee Goldberg outfit complete with big purple hat

Or maybe it was this:

An incandescent ball of light appears on the ceiling of the temporary cantina, lightning arcs out of the ball and earths on the cantina fittings, and on one particular helpless occassion, Taz's head...

Oh well, I guess I've made a little Whoopie in my time...

Here goes - :

I need to order the kitchen to prepare curry, chilli and sauerkraut and lots of fizzy beer

Captain, here is the food you ordered for yourself and the crew. I have taken the liberty to include some Mexican Bean Dip as well! Enjoy!!